I have a regular sport of telling chuggers to fuck off. Regardless of the charity.
As I dislike the fact that the charity doesn't see any of the money for at least the first 12 months.

I have managed to tell 4 to fuck off this week. This is down on my weekly average of 6.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:16, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I hate the way they try and reel you in with their cheerfulness and false compliments.
Hello young lady my arse.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

one said I she thought I was about 28
but I had already agreed to sponsor a kid so I take it as a real compliment. especially as some drunk guy asked if I was my mate's mum that same day :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

haha! drunk guys don't count.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

how about his landlady's daughter
who has a mental age of about 6 who said the very same thing later that day?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Nope! she don't count either.
Drunks, mentals and kids don't count.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

When DJ was a teenager
people used to think I was his mum.
I'm only six years older than he is. *cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

The very worst ones are the ones who go door-to-door.
Got one a few years ago and made the mistake of answering the door to him. I only agreed and signed up to get him to fuck off out of my house.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

They're like vampires.
They can only come in if you invite them. So don't.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

They're there at Farringdon station at least every 3 days.
I normally say something like "OK, I already give to 3, you choose who's spot you'll take because I have limited funds" I'd ask them to do that on camera if they agree.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Holborn and High St Ken' tubes seem to be the worst that I have encountered.
I have seen a couple of good things on the tube recently:

A hawk being released (on a long lead) inside Marylebone to scare the pigeons away. Watched this for ages.

Several blokes offering to help a mum with a newborn baby get up the stairs - reassures me that people will help my wife if I am not around when she is out and about.

Sniffer dogs stood at the bottom of the escalator. The look on some peoples faces as they come down is priceless as they try and work out how to ditch whatever they are carrying.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Oh man, the hawk thing sounds amazing.
Above Smithfields they have a kite that is shaped like a big bird that I presume is there for that reason. The snifferdog thing would make me lol, it's not like if you can start running up. They seem to use Kings Cross for guide-dog training, I do like it when I see them. And the new trains on the metropole are amazing when I get on one of those.

Yeah', you're right 'bout the misses, it's always good to help out, I've helped out a few times, plus grannies with big bags. But what gets me is that sevrel times Iv'e gone home and been blatently what I thought that I wasn't right (bent over double and squatting down), without getting offered a seat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)