Every time someone tells me anything which includes the word
'law' they're generally talking total hogwash.
( WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:54, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sod's law isn't it.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

haha
i like this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

even your professors?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I think you're labouring under the impression that I'm a student.

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

i think your labouring under the impression that as an unemployo you get to sponge off the state scotch free
get yourself a job or volunteer you cunt!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Did somebody mention free scotch?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

alkeylol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

haha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I've got a job
I also do voluntary work.
I got the job I'm doing through doing voluntary work.
( WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

tell it to the judge tubster

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

People who work in "law" are cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

My ex studied law and is now a solicitor in London
She's not a cunt, she was (as you might expect) extraordinarily patient.

She is also not Swipey.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

i am many things
patient is not one of them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

You've probably got bigger tits than her too
Only probably, mind. And how are we today?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Inspector Gadget's nemesis was called The Claw
Not always
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Adding worcester sauce to coleslaw really adds a nice zing

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I'm going to look into this.

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

It only needs a little bit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Sadly this has to be ruled as hogwash
on account of the inclusion of the words "coleslaw" and "nice" in the same sentence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

whatevs tiny dancer

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Hold me closer
I must take objection to "tiny". Sadly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

the zeroth law of thermodynamics is horseshit, I agree.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Like the smoking ban.
When you see a sign up saying it's against the law to smoke on these premises. Even when the premises in question is a big, open air railway platform at some provincial railway station. Isn't that actually bollocks because the ban applies to enclosed public spaces?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

That's the ban,
but it's up to anyone if they let you smoke on their property, and Network rail don't.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Well, therefore it's against company policy and not the law, then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

You're both wrong
www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2006/28/part/1/chapter/1
( WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

That's quite useful, thanks.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Only lawyers are able to google legislation.

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

To be honest I wasn't too desperate to find out the ins and outs that much.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)