And Gary Barlow.
And Life's Too Short. That fucking Windsor Davies or whatever his name is, whoring himself to Gervais for cheap laughs.

Uncle Tom mother fucker.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Haven't seen Life's Too Short
It just looked very much like a continuation of Extras with added short jokes. I was completely fed up of that shtick some time ago.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Same same, mate.
AND it's all the same actors as Extras. Without the stupid jock bird.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)

The dopey receptionist is possibly the most annoying person in the world

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Is that a Brizzle accent?
She ACTUALLY has a slack jaw.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I tried not to look or listen to it for too long

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

No it isn't. How dare you!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'll stick to SCD then
Made in Chelsea, which the missus is tragically afflicted by an obsession with, ended last week. I thought this would be a good thing. But I was wrong. So very, very wrong.

In its place on E4 tonight... DESPERATE SCOUSEWIVES.

I'm not even joking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I saw the trailer for that.
Broad scouse is not the sexiest of accents.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)

No. It is not.
Unfortunately this is likely just the sort of mindless shite Ms Foxtrot likes to wind down with. I fear my Monday evening will simply have swapped posh twat accents for thieving ones.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Engage her in coitus.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

*looks appalled*
But... she's a WOMAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

one word
d-o-g-g-y
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

one word
Anus
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

i'm going for wine and cheese
you should come to that instead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Are you asking me out?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

showing off that i am out for fancy wine and cheese was the primary motivator there
but yeah, sure, why not!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Will there be coitus?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

*looks appalled*
But..... she's a WOMAN.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

One word
Anus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

It's all you bloody think about, isn't it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

You say that as if it's a bad thing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

At least you're not DJ.
He's going to have to live with it 24 hours a day!

*ducks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

True love is blind
and, apparently, deaf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Thankfully.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)

You will be alone in a confined space with me shortly.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

ooops.
Busted.

Sorree bbz luv yoooo
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)