my boss asking me if i had a tattoo over the weekend
i am wearing new stockings (from m&s, hardly boudoir-tastic) with printed seams up the back and a bow over the heel. he thought it was a tattoo. firstly, i am the least likely person on the planet to get a tattoo. secondly... as if i'd have a black line tattoo'd down each leg, culminating in a bow. humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:58, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

oh a girl i know has those tights, but her bows at the top
think she's a bit of a slut tho tbh
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

i really don't want to know how you know about the bows at the top
i have them too. but i don't wear them to work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

she put a photo on facebook, like i said she's a bit of a slut tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

* steps up to podium *
* clears throat *

POIDH

* sounds pandatron *
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)

fucks sake man, its peopole like you give the internet a bad name

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)

And they're the reason girls talk about their tights and post pictures of their bras

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

fucken disgrace

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Sorry Quenters, hadn't realised that you were a massive bumsexualist.
For info, I've got snug fitting black Next trunks on today - feel free to wank yourself lame.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

ohohohho, gay jokes lol
saying POIDH happen to some random bird on the internet just cos she mentioned tights makes you a sad lonely sex pest pal, i don't see any other straight males asking for pictures of this chubby law solicting cock strumpet
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

legal definition time.
if posting POIDH at a random makes one a sad lonely sex pest... what does trying to wind up randoms on the internet make you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

i've never tried to wind anyone up, it just happens you big mean bully :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Is the answer "a flid"?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

better a flid than a creepy internet perv

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

talk about a dilemma

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

tsk, 4 out of the 5 stories in his profile are sexually related, i think we're going to need to get INTERNET LAWYER JUDGE MAN back out again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Poor Quenders
Does all this talk of sex upset you? Don't worry, sometime soon the right girl/boy will come along and make you feel complete.

In the meantime, go fuck yourself.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

reverend fister is upset because he's a creepy internet sex pest and hasn't got any for a very long time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Oh Quenders you do make me laugh
you flid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I like getting the last word

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

That'll be because you're a hopeless attention-seeking spastic.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

You're not exactly covering yourself in glory either you know.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Coming from you I find that fairly laughable.
Now hurry back to the bottom of the thread, you and Swipey are about to get it on.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

hahaha, sex pest got attitude

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

eeeow, dude
i thought we were friends :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Soz Swipey
I was merely pointing out that Al wasn't exactly covering himself in glory with his rather shameless chasing of you.

It's a bit like a wee boy pulling a girl's hair at primary school.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

and thats the bottom line, cos sex perv says so

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)

we all get bored and poke shit at people
he just tries to be more personal than everyone else, who generally confines themselves to "you're gay".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

you didn't need to pluralise 'confines' and 'themselves'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

you didn't need to post anything at all, ever
but it hasn't stopped you yet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

xxxxxxx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

wow
one for each chin
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

oh chunky, we were doin alright til you said that
fat chix in weightwatchers meetings shouldn't throw pies
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)

sigh
i meant MY chins. jesus!

not that i actually have more than 1, i go to the gym every morning and everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)

oh ok treacle, soz for jumping to the wrong conclusion
i'm sure your in perfectly good nick and not at all mental at all really, its just how you come across online i'm afraid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I know which I'd prefer to talk to.
But that wouldn't come as any surprise.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Yay Blousie!
*ogles*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)

oh so desperate and alone :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Who's making gay jokes? We welcome all sorts here.
And you quite clearly are not party to the dozens of gazzes filling Swipey's inbox as I type.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

still coming across as a creepy internet perv right here reverend fister, dunno what your gettin so upset about i reckon its a compliment to be the resident sex pest

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Well we all have to set ourselves targets Quenders
If yours is to be the resident sex pest, then I'll happily stand aside.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

look sex pest, i'm not gonna start vying for your title, its too much hard work for very little reward from some fairly unappealing interwomen
you keep posting POIDH to the laydeez and we'll all sit back and watch your hit rate rise 100%
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

doesn't happen on OT very often these days, they've all seen it all before
but i remember posting something about falling off my chair on QOTW once, and i literally did get about 47 gazzes about my pants. mind you, i was only 28 then. and my pants weren't quite so obscured by my tits. sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

No Quenters old spud, it's "peopole" like you I reckon.
* roffles *
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

yeah cos spellins much worse than been a creepy perv

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Yes it is. Do keep up now.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

here you go
www.marksandspencer.com/Limited-Collection-Sheer-Ribbon-Tights/dp/B005LKOR9Y?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_45&nodeId=61442031&sr=1-45&qid=1322579407

enjoy.

at no point in the history of man have sheer tights been sexy. they're at best quirky. but a tattoo??? wtf.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

nah this girls ones are much nicer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

what, this pic?
this is a model. with model legs and a model bum. that doesn't really seem fair on your friend.

i don't normally post pictures of my arse on the internet like this, but, you know. he asked.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

nonnono, the other girls tights looked nicer, is the line dotted on your tights cos i don't think hers is?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

on these tights it is
not sure i'd wear them again. my boss hates them. and they were expensive for the quality of the dotting, which is frankly blurred.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

get the solid line ones if you can pull them off, probably more for the bedroom than the office tho imho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

i have many pairs, as should any good city slut
but the idea is that someone else pulls them off. duh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

are you flirting with me here? i ain't interested love, soz
i'm sure you'll make an overweight, bald middle aged middle manager with an MX5 very happy some day tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

nah
i don't do weirdos who come online to do their bullying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

i'm not a bully, your mean to me rachelswipe, i thought we were going out but you kept being rude and then i thought we settled our differences and now i don't know whats happening

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Some women have a line and bow tattooed on their legs but yes, he should have realised you wouldn't have been one of them.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Is that morse code for "abandon hope all ye who enter here"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Translates as "This way up"
actually.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Or in.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

swipe's say "exit only"

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)