So you're saying: I don't mind gays as long as they're not too poofy?
It's not an overly tolerant approach.
My advice: I wouldn't let it worry you, there are more serious problems in the world.
Live and let live, my friend (unless you encounter Osborne, Cameron or Gove et al - then you have my blessing to stamp on their fat faces.)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

why just those 3?
what about brown and blair, who kind of caused this whole mess? can't we stamp on their disgusting slimey lying mushes too?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I took them to be part of the "et al".
And, if this is an option, I'm off home to put my boots on.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

al?
yeah, you can kick him too. i'm happy with that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Al Gore.
Albert Einstein.
Alice Cooper.
I dunno.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Yes dear, the global recession was caused by the Labour Party spending money on public services.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I'd rather spend a night out with Osborne etc than Louis fucking Spence any day of the week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, there are loads of people who's faces I'd love to stamp on. Not just camp people.
But I disagree that campness and pooftiness are the same thing.
And camp people are the ones whos company I find the most unbearable. I'd rather be with a preachy religious type or a racist for the evening.
Although I would stamp on their faces too. But I'd bother shouting at them for a bt first.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

We'll get on fine then. I am an EPIC RACIST.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I have a film pitch for you:
Wogs On A Tram.
I only have one bit of script written so far, but it's a doozy.
"I have had it with all these mother fucking wogs on this mother fucking tram."
Not sure if SLJ will be up for it though.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

It would be a great way of introducing the world to the delights that are Croydon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Terrorists have filled a Croydon tram with people who look a bit different to your average caucasian council estate resident.
Then they put pheromones in the tram's airfreshener which make them all act like the Duke Of Edinburgh imagines they act.
Only one woman can save the tram by shouting profanities incoherently into the back of her toddler.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:27, Reply)

*buys tickets*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

The non-caucasians would, of course kill the driver in some sort of caniballistic voodoo heathen ceremony.
Then someone who had played tram-simulator computer games would have to land the tram while Samuel L Jackson (whited up) would shoot out the windows to get the stench of foreign food out.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)

....and all is resolved in the closing minutes by a 'dance-off'*
*won by the nig-nogs, obv, due to their 'natural rhythm'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

"Wogs on a Tram"

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Yes.
That is what I said. Yes.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I repeated the bit that made me laugh the most
and completely forgot to write "officelol". My mistake.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I see.
Fair enough.
Soz.

Can we have a racist woman on a tram film pun thread now?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Fear And Lothing In Las Croydon?
No. Soz. That's rubbish.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I'm afraid it is. Soz also.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

'Donnie Darkie'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:44, Reply)

'Spade-ing Places'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Gunfight At The KKK Corral.
Nope. I'm shit at this. I give in.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Meet Smelly Black

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Dirty Rotten Samboes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I smell Oscar, here*.




*Oscar is the name of the vagrant who begs outside my office
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)