Hello young sir.
I do not have tonsillitis - it seems I am a hypocondriac of sorts. I went to the doctor last night and was out of there in 30 seconds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The doctor I saw was called 'Dr Brownleader'
which sounds to me like a term for a bummer if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Martin Luther King going incognito, innit?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:46, Reply)

The sly old dog.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Ah, you big girl
I can't talk, I've got an ulcer and I've been complaining about it for days now. It's only a fucking ulcer, for fucks sake.

In other news, I'm not entirely sure whether to be amused or disgusted by something I just read on PETA's site - "Sophie has been vegetarian since age 7 after being approached by an animal rights group in her local town and informed of the cruel and unimaginable ways that animals raised for food are treated."

Hang on, a group of people approached her about animal cruelty at age 7?! Fucking wankers. Also, what an annoying little pain in the arse, to turn veggie at an age where it seems that the rest of her family were omnivores.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Animals deserve everything they get.
Given half a chance a cow would eat you and everyone you know.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:47, Reply)

They're fun to tip though..

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Never give the fuckers more than a quid myself.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:51, Reply)

neither, I usually just give them a shove.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:54, Reply)

"Thank you for your daughter, she made a delicious roast. Here's $5 for her."

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Moooooooooooooo!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)

1. Ulcer: stomach or mouth? If the latter, pull yourself together, man.
2. If anyone approaches my daughter in the street when she is seven I shall run the blighters through immediately. Then eat them.
3. Vegetarians are bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Mouth
I know it's pathetic, but it stings like hell whenever I eat, and is just frustrating.

I agree with your approach to 2).
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:51, Reply)