You'd be a made up successful UK rock band?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Chrome tells me the PH web site has insecure content.
Looks pretty sure of itself to me.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

HA HA HA HA HA

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I know, I was almost sick on myself typing it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

How easy is it to get a ficticious band on wikipedia these days?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

That was probably some sort of freudian slip on my part.
By which I mean, NO! Since their debut album in 1972, Personality Horse have had hit after hit.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Yeah cause the new album is out soon eh?
By album, I mean one song.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

It's a sixteen track concept album.
And it only has two tracks left to record.
Just as soon as we rebuild the studio in the new year, we'll be all set to release it.
Also, I meant it before, gaz or email me your address and we'll post you a signed band tee.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I want a signed band t-shirt!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Shit.
Maybe we'll have to do a compo for it.
I'll see what we can do later today.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Ok
If we have to draw stuff then I'm probably not going to win :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

If I win, you can have the t-shirt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

woot!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

That's a good idea.
"design the back cover to forthcoming free-to-download concept album Graham Tapes"
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Is baldmonkey ever going to come back?
I'll gaz you once I've moved house. Fucking better be soon or so help me I'll strangle that partner of mine.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

i miss two hats :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Me too :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Same thing for him.
It's shit over there lately. Probably be back later.

In other news M from Personality Horse has been hospitalised again from ODing on rat poison.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

He should really start getting his vimto from a proper dealer.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

He's had problems since we were at school together. In the sixties, I suppose.
He's always been experimenting with various substances to get high. But I'm worried that this rat poison phase could be the death of him.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

He needs help, he really does.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

OKAY!
baldmonkey hasn't really left.
I just got a bit bored of it over there.
I'd prefer to have some conversations for a bit.
Instead of endless ranting about not being able to have conversations.
/talk's just a bit shit lately.

I'm only not logged in as baldmonkey over here because that account is banned from QOTW for being a prick over here in the past.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

can we swap you for two hats? he's alright i like him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah. He's a good bloke.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

*gazzes mods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

See I wasn't sure if it was you or TH that done this account.
Lots of people have come back to /talk.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

This account could, potentially be either of us.
But it's usually me.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

but wouldn't both of you say that?
i mean, you'd both refer to yourselves as "me".

don't think you can fool us with your tricksy ways.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

me is an acronym
it stands for mBALDeMONKEY
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Does it really fucking matter?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

of course it matters
i need to know which anonymous stranger that i'm never going to meet is at the other end of these critically important pixels.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It's Janet Jackson. Better?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Janet Jackson wishes she were as successful as personality horse.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

There's one, sorry two, Janet Jackson songs I like but shhh, don't go spreading that around.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

everywhere aygo every smile i see

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

i'd prefer michael jackson
from beyond the grave
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You enjoying it on OT then?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Yes.
I'm preferring the speed and the lack of "EVERYTHING YOU SAY YOU LIKE I WILL SAY IS SHIT" and "I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO THINK I AM BETTER THAN YOU", when clearly; everything I like is ace and no one is better than me.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

And the distinct lack of the same memes that are raped to death time after time.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

YOUN are

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Hang on... are you saying all the good people are coming back now I'm not about?
I resent that.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I have no idea if that's why they're back. If so, some epic lurking there.
But no doubt they'll all get heckled back off again.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Just did an ego-search. Can't help but notice that certain people are still "DEFINITELY NOT UPSET" about the diddlio thing.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

It's not mentioned every day at all. Nosiree.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I'm so NOT UPSET that I can't stop telling everyone how UNUPSET I DEFINITELY am.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Actually, fuck this. I'm bored of this conversation now. This is exactly the sort of wank I got bored of on /talk.
The end.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's as if some people just can't get their heads around it at all.
A JOKE!!?!?!?! ON B3TA?!?!?!?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I don't know that I'd call it a joke.
It was just lying for the sake of it. Out of boredom really.
It was made up as we went along.
It was the most interesting that board had been in a year or two.
We're heroes.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

And now...
THE END.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Fo' defs.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)