Hummm, things I like about december.
Getting to watch the muppet's christmas carol without people going "WTF? THIS IS NOT CHRISTMAS YET, YOU CAN NOT WATCH THAT", watching the leaves fall off the trees, hopefully they'll be snow, the christmas party food nibbles with selection of condiments, it getting dark earlier, seeing friends you ain't seen in ages, when you see the dogs in the park playing in the leaves discovering squiral piss with it's promise of squirals, christmas lights, mince pies with bailies poured over them, chocolate port (damn it, marks not selling it this year =(((((( I got a bottle at Ma's though from last year), I'm getting a flat with all sorts of new things that'll be wonderful AND I'm getting a cool TV thing called 'Boxee' instead of sky/virgin//whatever, I'll have lobster at some point this christmas too, most decembers I pull at some point, get to visit oxford street and buy myself a whole bunch of nice auterm clothes and struggle getting home on the tube with so much stuff, christmas special on the telly.... and finally, it's the time of year where I can reflect on the year, and this year, despite being horribly unwell, it's probably been the most awesome year I've had in adulthood.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

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( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I know!
This just became my favourite thing about December.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Mine too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I'm a cynical bitch
And I don't like mince pies. But I may have had a small smile after reading that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I did a little sick in my mouth.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I was sick into the gaping anus of christ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I am going to see him next week.
I am taking my cat's feet towel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

good idea, you never know when you might need it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I met him briefly in April.
He's as tall as you might expect but a lot more friendly.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

he is also quite fat these days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He's not the skinniest of men, no.
All those crisps, I expect.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Crisps are not the health giving superfood we thought them to be.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Ha.
I'd do the Gary Lineker bit but a) we'd just turn into two sad cunts doing the Dead Parrot sketch and b) I'd get it all mixed up anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Hahahaha!
a) is so right.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

A right bloater, in fact.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I accidently am as big as ever have been at the moment, put on 3kg in the last 2 months.
It's alright, I'll sort it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)

It's all that rich food, Gonz.
Amphetamine sulphate will shift it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Tablespoon of base for breakfast each day
Bang! And the weight is gone. Along with a few minor teeth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I reckon so, I don't know whats wrong with me, I used to be satisfide with a little kinda bar. Now I'm only satisfide when the packet it came in is gone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I hate the muppets, unfunny fucking cunt puppets

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Good man.
Bunch of fucking muppets.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)