Bored with that thread, sorry Bobby
Pick a celebrity to be your slave. Give reasons why and what tasks they will perform for you

Alt:
Best/Worst thing about December
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:01, 206 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Eliza Dushku, just because.
Also, as I've chosen her first, it means Lab can't have her.

Alt: Best: A week off.
Worst: Everything else to do with Christmas before December 23rd.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

She is out of 24, yes?
I saw the box set of that yesterday. Watched series 1 and it was very good. Never got round to watching anything else though!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Nope, that's Elisha Cuthbert
She's in Buffy, Angel, Dollhouse, Get Over It, True Lies, etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

*googles*
Def Con Bongle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

She is absolutely astonishing.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Jeff Bridges - I don't think I need to go into details.
Alt: I always get maudlin at the end of the year.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Meh!
Think of presents, cakes, booze and friends
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I'm usually thinking of the fact nothing in my life has changed since the last christmas.
I'll perk up in the new year.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

CHEER UP!!!
You are visiting the NE this weekend!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I NO RITE!!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Woo!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I won't get to see you though : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

My humble apologies
I have work and birthday to attend to. When are you heading back?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Sunday afternoon.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

And up?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Friday evening.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Schiessen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Bless you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I think I will co-opt Matt Bomer just as decoration
Alt: Christmas Dinner /internet response
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Who hell he?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

He pretty.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I see

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Currently playing a character in my new favourite show
tiny.cc/ukqoc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Not a clue who he is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Not many people have
but the show is very very good. And not just because he is pretty though that may help tiny.cc/ta3qh
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Urgh! way too pretty.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

There is no such thing as too pretty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

There is for a bloke.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Definitely not
the only problem being that if we stood next to each other I'd look like a troll. I shall solve this by means of a paper bag for him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

White Collar, or Chuck?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It only links to one
and that is White Collar naturally.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I saw the pic and recognised him from both, I mean
Is White Collar good then? He was excellent in Chuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I'd pick Christian Bale to be my butler
but make him say everything in his ridiculous Batman voice, which would terrify and amuse me in equal measures.

The worst thing about December is the weather. The only acceptable type of wet and cold is snow, and it almost never snows at Christmas. The best thing is presents and mulled wine and family and christmas trees and fairy lights and food and booze and...well, the list goes on, really.
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Mulled wine is so fantastic.
I wish we had it here...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I hav a bottle of white mulled wine in the garage
Odd. I may break it out soon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

No, send it here and I'll have it ALL.
Seriously.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Bottle?
Make your own! Tart.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

My auntie gave me a bottle of red and a bottle of white
I'm not going to turn down free booze
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I have never had or even seen white mulled wine
I've had white wine sangria though, which was lush.
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Can you not just buy cheap red wine and a sachet of mulling herbs?

(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

God I don't know. I could probably just make a sachet myself and do it that way.
I shall have to try this closer to christmas.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I'd send you some, but I think Aus customs would be a bit weird about that
I've heard they get weird about many, many things. Also, they probably wouldn't arrive in time.
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

yeah we are a bit funny about what goes through customs. Herbs and spices are usually destroyed.
gaz me your recipe for it and I'll use that instead!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I don't have one!
But I know a place that does them, I'll go and read the back of the label for you, haha.
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Ahaha!
that's alright love! I'll be normal and google a recipe.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Mulling herbs sound great
Cinnamon pondering away
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I like the celebrity choice and reason

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I HAVE CLEANED THE KITCHEN AS YOU ASKED, BERK
heeee, it'd be hilarious and weird.
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

officelolling right now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Hugh Jackman.
He is so pretty. He will wash my feet and give me shoulder rubs and cook me food and bring me cider. And it will be great.

Best thing about december is it's usually nice and sunny and I can go to the beach. The worst thing is that christmas day is invariably cold and crappy enough that I can't go to the beach.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

This still makes my brain hurt
the fact that Christmas is in summer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

it's not really proper summer til about New Years/January here.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

You know he's gay?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Hahaha!
I was waiting for this comment.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

*Poppet turns over*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

;-)

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

You wish.
He's married to some American tart.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Marriage of convenience.
Two adopted kids.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Whiff of lavender

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

One word
RIMMING
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

No, he's very definitely gay.
Along with those other famous married Hollywood stars and profesional sportsmen who need to not be known to be gay even though we all know they are.

Also he likes musicals and ballroom dancing. Which is proof of gayness.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

*looks around for DF*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Wait, is he not here?
Well, that was a wasted jibe then, wasn't it?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

but he's so manly in all his films.
Especially when he's Wolverine. Oh. Oh yes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

he's smoking hot though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

bradley cooper
i couldn't care less what tasks he does, so long as he does them naked.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

When you've finished with him
assuming that you ever do, could you ask him to pop round mine for an afternoon? Ta.
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Can I have The Queen?
I probably wouldn't get her to do anything, but it would be nice to know she'd have to if I asked her.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

She's so tiny though!
Every time I see her on the telly or something I just want to laugh at how little and bent she is.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

oh where is darth
the possibilities for mirth here are... well, ok, limited. but aimed at poor darth nonetheless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

You so want me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

well
i was going more along the "little and bent" route, tbh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

You were half way there before

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

She is tiny.
I'd make her fetch things from high shelves. Like my best dishes, my winter bedding and pornography from the newsagents down the road.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Hahaha!
I like this one!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

You could ask her to knit you some shreddies

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I would make Fiona Bruce my slave.
And then you lot, or anyone else, would have to see her on the TV for a month.

And because I want lots of shame sex with her.

December is Xmas, which I love because drinking is acceptable before breakfast and I make the best Chrimbo Dinner. I hate being skint in December.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I've heard of many different kinds of sex, but shame sex???

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

You're still young.
You'll find out eventually.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

EVERYONE SAYS THIS.
It is getting to be unbelievably frustrating.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

there's a couple of guys on here you could fuck
that would teach you the meaning of "shame sex".

also the meaning of "frustration".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Pass thanks!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You shouldn't turn down such expert advice so quickly.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

hmmm, I wouldn't normally, but here?? I think I might.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'd hate myself for doing it.
She'd definitely hate me for doing it but couldn't say no, seeing as she is a slave and all.

You know.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

TORI AMOS!!!!!!!
Oh FUCK ME if I don't get TORI AMOS!!!!! for christmas this year I'm going to kick off.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

That photo with the pig is fucking mental

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

This better not be a dig at her.
Of fuck, TORI AMOS!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I fucking love Tori Amos
and am annoyed that you have dibs. I'll fight you for her!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Oh darth, you poor fool.
I'll rip your fucking throat out if you even THINK of her again.
Soil my lovely TORI AMOS!!!!! with your dirty mind and I will break you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Hang on... you're from Glasgow, aren't you?
*backs away respectfully*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

*growls*
*puts away chib*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Hang on, I've just remembered, I'm from Nottingham
Therefore I have a GUN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

And your sister for your bride.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I'm getting stuck into apeloverage on QOTW if anyone's bored

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

i started it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Yes you did
and I lolled at your entry.

FNARR.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I had to take him off ignore to look.
Almost worth it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I am NEVER putting him on ignore
He's too funny for words. Not intentionally, obv.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

he is a monumental spasticated bellend
because he is so arrogant. although he hasn't spammed us with his latest "novel" since the last kicking, unless i missed it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

No, but I really hope he hasn't been put off
His monumental spasticated bellendery is what makes him so funny. Plus it's quite impressive, getting an entire board to hate you that loudly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Nice idea
Apeloverage as a slave. That would knock the smugness right out of him.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

ur so witty lolz

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Well that's awfully kind of you
Thank you :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You're lovely darth but this ain't really sticking it to him. soz.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'm too nice, Mumps
You have a go.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I don't really know the lad and his story was just a bit dull.
I don't comment much on QOTW anymore, especially this week. Massive turds etc...
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

The gist;
apeloverage would occasionally start an /OT thread with a link to his latest short story. People got fed up of this practice. When he started a new thread to link to the Amazon page of his recently-published book of collected short stories, everyone - literally everyone - called him a massive cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Quentin just burned you over there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Yeah man
I can still feel it. Being called names by an utter mong is so hurtful. Excuse me while I fire up MCR and kill myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Quentin beat the livin' shit outta me
he couldn't care less as long as Darth cannot breath
He called him a queer, who like to suck off the steers
why won't he leave him alone to the fags

altogether now...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You're totally coming to my wedding

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

wedding civil ceremony
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

You're better than this Mark
And you know it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Sorry no, that was my husband posting then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

*appluads*
Excellent recovery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

This is an empty threat, however
I would be the best dressed chap there, that, I promise you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Don't be daft sunshine
I've no doubt you're a dapper gent, but look who you're talking to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Well your outfit would certainly have more sequins than mine...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I've changed my mind
You're not coming to my wedding. I've got a feeling your speech might include a lot of recycled old jokes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That's unfair, he was asked to take down the massive picture of his shit book and refused
and got all shitty, /OT turned on him with all the venom of annonymity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

"all the venom of anonymity"
this is poetically lovely.

*steals*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

just like me really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

The venom of anonymity and many, many previous annoying posts
The way he tried to defend himself was the best bit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

exactly, he got a normal amount of abuse, but his reaction ramped it up enormously

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Are we really splitting hairs over why apeloverage is a cunt?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

No, but there's not much going on in here today...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

And this was deemed worse than a swipey thread?
You sure are a funny bunch.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He gradually dug himself a grave
and then his reaction to being told about said grave caused us to fill it with snakes and poo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I'll be honest, I can't imagine it was really that savage.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Probably not, by /Talk standards
It was notable for the ganging up effect though, that doesn't happen often.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

oh man
you sure are riding me today :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Did he buy you dinner first?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

no
he made me pay, the pikey cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Well you spent most of the time boasting about being a lawyer and how great you were.
Though it was the least you could do.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)

it's all true, i am
anyway, you were a cheap date
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It's true love, I only ever eat off the saver menu.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

How much do I owe you?
:D
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

if i like your face
i do it for free
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

If I like your face, can I sit on it??

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Why is her nose bigger than your cock?
or something
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Is she jewish? Gonz, got one for you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

please let's not go into why you might want to do that
it's not even 11am yet...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Ask auntie swipe about it later.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)

oh fab
this mental image is back. marvellous, i haven't yakked up last night's dinner yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

WOAH! You real like bulimic?
That's not funny, you need help.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Sally Thomsett,
but a younger version of. I bet she's filthy.
Best, snow.
Worst, Christmas, obviously.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Craig Revel Horwood
He can teach me to dance, and to cook, and he's fucking funny.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

He can teach you smug and slimy too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Bitch please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Tomothy Drains. Because he's a prick and I'd like to make him suffer.
Alt: Best - My lego advent calendar. Worst - The film Jack Frost being shown on television.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Oh, and another best is, of course, getting to listen to this album:
www.sites.google.com/site/personalityhorse/discographality-horse/1987---mistletoe-and-equine-the-personality-horse-christmas-album
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I remember you stuck up some christmas tunes YEARS ago.
I especially liked the jingle bells one.
Fuck, that must have been many years ago.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Christ.
Me and my wife made them on a Playstation 1 music thingy called MUSIC about thirteen years ago.
They're DREADFUL. I might go hunt them down...
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Christ that's right, they were done on a playstation.
Nah, they were fucking great.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

FOUND THEM!
207.44.242.20/links/Heres_my_great_Christmas_album_Not_in_this_link_In_the_links_below_This_link_is_just_because_I_have_to_have_a_link_in_the_title

And, no, I just checked... they are awful.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I am particularly proud of our decision to pass the theme to Flash Gordon off as a Christmas song.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I'm listening to them anyway.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You know... if everyone here clicked I LIKE THIS on it, a post from 2008 would appear on the Links popular page and confuse people.
Or not. You know, whatevs.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I bet they're not listening to this. Shame.
Some of those links are fucked btw.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

It is three years old. I'm not surprised.
I only checked Jingle Bells.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'd have Brian Blessed
FUCK OFF AND DO IT YOURSELF AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Best: Excuse to get ratarsed every day of the week between xmas and new year
Worst: Christmas songs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

There's a story on QOTW about Brian Blessed this week that quite cracked me up

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

link pleases

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1445915
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Yes! That was my favourite too.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

This is my favourite from this week
www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1452780
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

wot not my post?
omg shocked
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

The one about your Mum and gin?
I was rather impressed with it nonetheless, but I was laughing like an idiot in the office yesterday reading the one above.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

That is fucking ace!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Hummm, things I like about december.
Getting to watch the muppet's christmas carol without people going "WTF? THIS IS NOT CHRISTMAS YET, YOU CAN NOT WATCH THAT", watching the leaves fall off the trees, hopefully they'll be snow, the christmas party food nibbles with selection of condiments, it getting dark earlier, seeing friends you ain't seen in ages, when you see the dogs in the park playing in the leaves discovering squiral piss with it's promise of squirals, christmas lights, mince pies with bailies poured over them, chocolate port (damn it, marks not selling it this year =(((((( I got a bottle at Ma's though from last year), I'm getting a flat with all sorts of new things that'll be wonderful AND I'm getting a cool TV thing called 'Boxee' instead of sky/virgin//whatever, I'll have lobster at some point this christmas too, most decembers I pull at some point, get to visit oxford street and buy myself a whole bunch of nice auterm clothes and struggle getting home on the tube with so much stuff, christmas special on the telly.... and finally, it's the time of year where I can reflect on the year, and this year, despite being horribly unwell, it's probably been the most awesome year I've had in adulthood.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I know!
This just became my favourite thing about December.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Mine too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I'm a cynical bitch
And I don't like mince pies. But I may have had a small smile after reading that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I did a little sick in my mouth.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I was sick into the gaping anus of christ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I am going to see him next week.
I am taking my cat's feet towel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

good idea, you never know when you might need it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I met him briefly in April.
He's as tall as you might expect but a lot more friendly.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

he is also quite fat these days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He's not the skinniest of men, no.
All those crisps, I expect.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Crisps are not the health giving superfood we thought them to be.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Ha.
I'd do the Gary Lineker bit but a) we'd just turn into two sad cunts doing the Dead Parrot sketch and b) I'd get it all mixed up anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Hahahaha!
a) is so right.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

A right bloater, in fact.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I accidently am as big as ever have been at the moment, put on 3kg in the last 2 months.
It's alright, I'll sort it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)

It's all that rich food, Gonz.
Amphetamine sulphate will shift it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Tablespoon of base for breakfast each day
Bang! And the weight is gone. Along with a few minor teeth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I reckon so, I don't know whats wrong with me, I used to be satisfide with a little kinda bar. Now I'm only satisfide when the packet it came in is gone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I hate the muppets, unfunny fucking cunt puppets

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Good man.
Bunch of fucking muppets.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I'd enslave Raymond Blanc and get him to cook for me everyday and teach me how to cook
Alt: Best Christmas, Worst Christmas
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Wait, it's December today? Thats' Winter right?
So why the fuck hasn't Sherlock been back on? It was supposed to be back in the Autumn.

I'm writing a letter of complaint right now. Where does Arther Conan-Doyle live?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

You'd have better luck writing into Tharg

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

you know what, I never did that. I wish I had now.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

In a flat share with Bob Holness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Right, it took me a while
partly because I was thinking of Bob Hoskins and partly because it was quite the leap you made there, but I eventually got that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I always said you were the brains of this board Scarpey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I doubt I'm even the brains of this conversation somehow.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)

If that is so you are in BIG TROUBLE in your life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

221b Baker Street?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1453988
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Sherlock was jolly good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Dr Francesca Stavrakopoulou
I would set her to work in the maintenance department of my 'Senior Clergymens' Headgear' section, mainly just polishing etc. In between buffings we could discuss Ancient Middle Eastern religious writings, and take loads of EPIC DRUGGES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)