I'm too nice, Mumps
You have a go.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I don't really know the lad and his story was just a bit dull.
I don't comment much on QOTW anymore, especially this week. Massive turds etc...
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

The gist;
apeloverage would occasionally start an /OT thread with a link to his latest short story. People got fed up of this practice. When he started a new thread to link to the Amazon page of his recently-published book of collected short stories, everyone - literally everyone - called him a massive cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Quentin just burned you over there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Yeah man
I can still feel it. Being called names by an utter mong is so hurtful. Excuse me while I fire up MCR and kill myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Quentin beat the livin' shit outta me
he couldn't care less as long as Darth cannot breath
He called him a queer, who like to suck off the steers
why won't he leave him alone to the fags

altogether now...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You're totally coming to my wedding

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

wedding civil ceremony
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

You're better than this Mark
And you know it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Sorry no, that was my husband posting then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

*appluads*
Excellent recovery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

This is an empty threat, however
I would be the best dressed chap there, that, I promise you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Don't be daft sunshine
I've no doubt you're a dapper gent, but look who you're talking to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Well your outfit would certainly have more sequins than mine...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I've changed my mind
You're not coming to my wedding. I've got a feeling your speech might include a lot of recycled old jokes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That's unfair, he was asked to take down the massive picture of his shit book and refused
and got all shitty, /OT turned on him with all the venom of annonymity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

"all the venom of anonymity"
this is poetically lovely.

*steals*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

just like me really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

The venom of anonymity and many, many previous annoying posts
The way he tried to defend himself was the best bit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

exactly, he got a normal amount of abuse, but his reaction ramped it up enormously

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Are we really splitting hairs over why apeloverage is a cunt?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

No, but there's not much going on in here today...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

And this was deemed worse than a swipey thread?
You sure are a funny bunch.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He gradually dug himself a grave
and then his reaction to being told about said grave caused us to fill it with snakes and poo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I'll be honest, I can't imagine it was really that savage.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Probably not, by /Talk standards
It was notable for the ganging up effect though, that doesn't happen often.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

oh man
you sure are riding me today :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Did he buy you dinner first?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

no
he made me pay, the pikey cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Well you spent most of the time boasting about being a lawyer and how great you were.
Though it was the least you could do.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)

it's all true, i am
anyway, you were a cheap date
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It's true love, I only ever eat off the saver menu.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

How much do I owe you?
:D
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

if i like your face
i do it for free
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

If I like your face, can I sit on it??

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Why is her nose bigger than your cock?
or something
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Is she jewish? Gonz, got one for you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

please let's not go into why you might want to do that
it's not even 11am yet...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Ask auntie swipe about it later.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)

oh fab
this mental image is back. marvellous, i haven't yakked up last night's dinner yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

WOAH! You real like bulimic?
That's not funny, you need help.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)