There are two many questions, I don't like the holes in the top of my head, I need to buy a hat to cover them.
I'm looking forward to all sorts of exciting and wonderful things, tomorow I'm going to buy a headboard and bed and cutlery and plates and maybe some pots and pans and I might order a 'Boxee' thinggy and a hard drive to go with it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:17, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You are Al AICM tricological deformaties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I have no idea what you mean.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Al is bald, you are going bald
Tricology is realting to the hair and scalp
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Oh no, it's worst than that, my hair is as luxorious as ever, it's just there are 3 holes in it with red centers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Fag burns?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

It is for the DEMONS to escape through

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I'm sure Apple must produce some kind of gadget
which you can fix to the holes in your head, that you could buy and which will become obsolete in a matter of hours?

Some sort of 'iHeadHoles plugin'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I've got one in Aquamarine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)

The latest must-have gizmo is one of these....
jawbone.com/up

Just now a collegue just got back from the toilet, so I said to him "Wow, acordding to your Jawbone Up you've been for a jog but you've only gone to the toilet".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Is this your satan headboard?

( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)

That's the one, I found one for £30 from ARGOS that is almost identical to the £200 one I was gonna get only the argos one has the dimond-studs in it already so I don't need to do anything.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

That's devilishly good value.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Apart from get a priest/rabbi round to exorcise it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'm not really into priest/rabbi fettishes, but if you know any girls who are up for a bit of exorcise on the bed, then I'm all up for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Is Nancy still in Ollyoaks?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I think so, she's hardly on though these days, she's married to Darren.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

DARREN?? NANCY???
Darren from the Dog? She just wouldn't do that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Yup ! I NO !
I can't remember the circamstances, it was a weird one, I think they were fake-dating to throw someone else off but then they started liking each other.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Those crazy kids

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Darren bought a water bed

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I always knew he was a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Oh fuck off.
I bet she's all skinny and shit now anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah, skinny with nice tits and mouth that can go all night.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Sounds like Stacey Soloman,
Although I'd prefer her to shut the fuck up every now and again.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

is she that grubby looking thing in the iceland (morrisons?) christmas adverts?
she needs a bath.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Her face is too big for her head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I certainly think she'd be grubby, she's from Dagenham, after all.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

My favorite christmas day was the last one I spent with Mum & Dad, in cyprus.
In the morning we drove down the beech and chilled out, had bacon, egg and chips with some friends in a hotel-resturant. We then drove back to the house went searching for wood for the fireplace and built the fire. We then watched the animated movie Bearwolf and Muppets Christmas Carol and I bought out a whole load of everyone's favorite sweets that I sneeked in (english sweets'n'chocolates are hard to come by there, but I ordered some online, everyone's faves). We then went to one of my fave resturants and had a geogous meal with more friends, and then we went to a beech-bar and drank mulled wine all night. THEN, the next day, we went back to the resturant with friends for breakfast and they had loads of leftovers and dad had a huge plate of seafood leftovers including smoked salmon and lobster (rare things to get out there).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I just love that mediterranean food
Mmmm, bacon egg and chips.


Just to clarify, I'm not mocking your family memories here, merely 'Brits-abroad dining decisions)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Yeah', I know what you mean, but we were there for 6 weeks at that point, we wasn't there on a once-a-year 2-week holiday.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Fair dues Niggah
You know we tight, aight?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Hoes before bros *fist pumps*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I mean, the other way 'round.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)