Yeah, start it on your own, it's really hard to have a solo career with friends

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Who will do the music and lyrics and stuff though?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Get Cathy Dennis to do it
she's got lots of experience in that kind of thing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I swear that's her doing the "ooh oooh ooooooooh"s in the background in I Kissed a Girl.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

She wrote the song, so it's not that unlikely

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I know but it's just that it's not mentioned.
I bet they kept it from a demo, the cheapskates.
Just like in All the Things She Said, they keep the original Russian backing vocals. You can hear them saying "ya soshla s uma... maaa"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

i don't know why this has put that numa numa song in my head
but it has and now you must die.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Try this one instead
"I said What What, in the butt? I said What What, In the butt?"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

i first saw that on south park
looked it up on youtube. wished i hadn't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

fuck all that stuff, just dress up like a schoolgirl
worked for britney
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Britney?
Shitney more like!
HAHAHA! I crack myself up. No really. HAR HAR HAR HAR.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

the door's that way
don't let it kick you in the arse on the way out, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

you tell im rachelswipe!
and then when your finished telling EVERYONE WHAT TIO DO you can go back to your bedsit for a cry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

i'm not you
mr 3000 posts a day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

2800 in just over 2.5 months actally

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

you say that like it's a good thing
it's really not

anyway you left out your other stats. adding talk and board etc makes a grand total of..... 4,402 posts. in less than 3 months.

fucking hell that's lame, man. turn off the computer and get some fresh air ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

the more i post the more you love me
admit it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It's certainly true for me
ever since your dinosaur flid arms comment
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

someone on the talk showed me how to look up my Best comments and that was third

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

even a blind squirrel
will find the occasional nut
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

that would be the best relationship advice i could give to you too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

hahaha, like anyone would take any sort of advice
from someone who lives on here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

my relationships hit the rocks rachelswipe, we've been having problems and yesterday i just said should we downgrade to fuckbuddies
and she was like yes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

TRANSLATION:
my subscription to "sluts masturbate on cam 4 u" has expired and i can't afford to renew it because i am pissing around on here all day, so now i have to watch free videos of her that i find on pirate bay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

your proper mean

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Silly swipe doesn't understand how porn on the internet works.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

maybe not
but i know it's as close as this clown gets to raising his big top!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

i think you've misunderstood the nature of the internet, i don't behave like a cock offline
but if this is how your REALLY like, i'm beginning to see why your fat mental and alone
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

0/3
but keep trying. one day you might hit a nerve.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

no need, i don't like to pick on people while they're down
nothing worse than spending christmas alone without that special someone
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

i've spent christmas with family
boyfriends and friends over the years. they've all been great. but you say "spending it alone" like it's a bad thing. if it ever happens to me, which seems hugely unlikely, i'd fuck off somewhere amazing and i'd love it. being alone doesn't frighten me even a tiny bit. i like it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

aw, :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I didn't even see it.
What was it?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

See below

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

It's fourth now.
b3ta.com/search/posts/90618/best

But I like your first post, and it's even funnier when you see teh context.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

woohoo! yay me!
whats yours?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

just looked, yours are all really long winded and i don't have the attention sopan, soz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

That's alright, I think page 2 is probably better than page 1. Here are my personal favourites:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1290257#post1290299
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1091513#post1091523
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1049393#post1049414
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1131950#post1131954
b3ta.com/questions/trolls/post1209385#post1209431
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1204354#post1204358
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post623692#post623705
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post677100#post677106
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

i don't understand

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

That second one is a personal favourite

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)