I'm not sure.
But the doctors are saying M might not make it through the night.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Can I have his KFC?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Fuck that.
I can ebay all his shit and make a fortune.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

for serious?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Rat poison overdose.
He looks a right state: www.yfrog.com/gz8aemihj
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I can't actually check if that link works.
I've no idea what it links to.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

its a pickture of a fat bloke snoozing in a hospital bed form the look of it
don't they have gowns these days?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Not that large.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

is it too late to send a get well soon card?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Probably.
paypal me the cash equivilent instead.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Ask for a go on his helicopter

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:29, Reply)

still filling out paperwork
won't have the choppers til mid january
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)

This is like the parrot thing all over again.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:31, Reply)

A parrot stole a diddlio out of Quentin's helolcopter?
OMG!
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Not in his size.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Chompalopagus!
Give me three names for mud other than mud.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

muck
dirt
silt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Good work!
I could do this with you all day.
It's a great party trick.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Give me three names for rain other than rain!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Precipitation
Pissing it down
God is having a wee-wee
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

You're good, but you're no Chompalicious.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've only just finished building my fan-shrine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:24, Reply)

They're trying to find something that will counteract the rat poison.
So far they've tried table salt, dishwasher salt and the salt rock they use when the roads are icey. No joy.
I'm going to pop down the garage and get some pretzels; see if they help.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:34, Reply)

They did a study and it turns out that all salt, whether it's tesco value or some organic shit
is actually just made up of sodium chloride and is therefore totally indistinguishable from each other.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Some have anti caking agent and shit in too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

No offence, mate, but I think I'll trust the doctors over some bloke on the internet.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

But it's Al. He's very clever.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Look, I'm taking any chances with my pal's life.
I'm sure the doctors know what they are doing.
Although it does look a bit like his throat is bunged up with those slices of salami.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Are you sure you can't think of any other salty substance you could pump into him?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

The contents of his Mum's clunge?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm draining the brine off a dozen tins of hot dogs at the mo.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Smells quite nice actually.
I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I had a glass of it for myself.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Shit. I've drunk the lot.
Back to the garage, I suppose...
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)