I'm a bit hacked off
I want to take money out of my bank account (sorry Monty, I'm not doing this to rub your face in it) to pay the plumber who's doing my bathroom, but unless I present a cheque made out to myself they won't let me have my money.

How shit is that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:00, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What for?
Do you have your bank card?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Yes, I have a cash card and ID, but because I want to take more than £300 (but maybe a couple of hundred pounds more on a one off occasion) out
they say I'm not allowed to withdraw any more in cash unless I pay myself a cheque.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)

What bank are you in?
1928 TSB?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Midland bank innit.
But it's all owned by dirty forrins now innit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)

No debit card?

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Don't you have a cash card?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Present a cheque made out to yourself.

(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Holy shit
I wish I'd thought of that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)

That is rubbish
Halifax let me take money out when I had my card stolen by wearing a low cut top and waving a passport at them. THEY DIDN'T EVEN CHECK THE PICTURE!* And they let me take out £100 when the normal limit is just £50

*additional security checks may have taken place
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Did they look at your boobies?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)

A pony a tit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)

And a fiver for his arse.
/into film lolz
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

*worries about the films Al watches*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I jiggled for my money

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Oh man, I wanna make a joke about TGB having flat enough tits to put them in the card slot for them to scan through.....
.... but she doens't really have flat tits, and if she did, I'd be too self concious (as an ex-flatmate) on her behalf to mention it.

Can we pretend someone like....ermmm.... YOU KNOW WHO..... said what TGB said?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Allow me
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Sadly
This has reminded me of the spakka fiction about my boobs.

*cries*
*books therapy*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I now need to know more about this!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I'm sure I already showed it to you
And you laughed so much wee came out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I wee myself often
Please narrow it down

By it, I mean the cavernous vag
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=badger+office+chair
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

my eyes
MY EYES
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Haha, I'm gonna get that bound into a book for you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I may beat you to death with it if you do

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Then I'll get it transcribed on my grave and I'll make my grave in a really conveniant location like somewhere somewhere between.....
... oh shit, I was gonna say between BG and WG tube stops, so when the train goes through, you'll see it. But no, it's underground at that point.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Also I rarely get the tube anywhere
Please don't make it your last wish to have it on the side of double decker busses :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

have a floating sky-grave

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

That's really retarded
I've taken out £2.5k from my bank account and all they wanted was my drivers license...
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)

yeah but you weren't paying your plumber in cash
*cough* tax fiddling *cough*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

That's the same amount I need.
Did you steal my money?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

No, this was in 2006 to buy a car
I've not had £2.5k in my bank account since, sadly...
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)