The Sandwich
Spread the bread with caramelised onion hoummous.
Then some chorizo to take the suspicion of vegetarian leanings off.
Then cucumber and red onion.
Going a bit hippy again so best add some salami.
Sliced tomato and baby leaf spinach.
Top with a slice of ham.
More hoummous and a little garlic mayo on the top slice.

Score!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 14:20, 14 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alternatively:
Loathe though I am to admit it, December is upon us...what can I buy my family for christmas?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Given that you haven't specified a price range
Apparently helicopters are quite popular at the moment.

Alright there chap?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Should probably have stipulated that I'm pretty much skint as of Thursday.
Kind of rules out helicopters.

But otherwise not bad, thanks. How's you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)

fair to middling
Make stuff? just not macaroni pictures on sugar paper.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'm gonna make some french onion soup in a bit, gonna make it up as I go along, I think I'm gonna do it with...
... sweat down half a dozen onions with 3 leaks, top up with a mix of beef and chicken stock, then let it reduce a bit, add whatever seasoning I think is right at the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Sounds good
some herbs and spices in there perhaps? Thyme?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)

sage
it's a marvellous herb. Even a small amount while do wonders.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Yeah', sage and thyme, gonna make emmingtile and sage croutons and might put some wine in it too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Oh my days, it tastes amazing, I used those jelly stock things, 'rich beef'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Still giving it a bit longer to mature.
it looks a fucking mess, but I don't care.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I made a learning pathway table
it's not as delicious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I have sanded the fuck out of my dining room floor
all the while imagining it to be the faces of all the drivers who made my trip to toolstation a total nightmare
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Pea roast or whatever
But I got an 'excellent' review for my teaching yesterday. And I have a hangover to celebrate.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 16:03, Reply)

tl;dr
butter. put bacon in. done.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)