Morning Jeff
I had a nice weekend thank you very much. I did almost all the christmas shopping on Saturday, with the exception of my brother in law and his wife, and then we got drunk and I had fried chicken. But I did burn my tongue on the chicken.

On sunday we bought a christmas tree and the wife decorated the living room while I did manly DIY things in the bathroom and went food shopping.

Next weekend I am going Bowling with some people off the internet and some people who aren't off the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 7:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I don't feel remotely festive.
And I doubt this will change for at least a fortnight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 7:48, Reply)

I haven't felt festive since about 1984.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Somehow I doubt this. There's no way you made it all the way to 11 without disliking Christmas.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Hahaha true indeed
There was the one classic year when my sister farted at the dinner table, and was then so embarrassed she wet herself.

That one was excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:33, Reply)

Oh my god.
that's hilarious.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:33, Reply)

She left the table
and returned a few minutes later, bright red, in different trousers. My brother and I almost died from hilarity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I bet you did!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Of course, we bring this up every year.
Along with the time my mother chased my brother down the street waving a rolling pin after he'd sneaked home mid-boozeup to get some drugs from my bedroom, and then collapsed on the floor in front out our grandmother.

Another family favourite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:39, Reply)

oh wow. That's intense.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:42, Reply)

On christmas day last year I managed to get pissed on 10 year old Macallem and tell my father-in-law he was a cunt.
Boxing Day was a little quiet after this.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Men should not drink whisky in front of their extended families.
I have done exactly the same thing. Had to sneak out of the house at 6am and drive home.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:50, Reply)

oh dear...
but in fairness, I think it happens to most people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:51, Reply)

2009 was a good year.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:36, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:38, Reply)