The app I'm working on at home has a load of skiing/snowboarding videos, true story.
Apparently the season is really late this year. One of our brands, Whitelines, just organised the world's longest rail for snowboarding.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:38, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

cos it means DRUGS
greatbigmassivegrownupLOLs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Well observed, Captain Maturity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

STOP QUENDING ME

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

You're quending yourself.
I am merely an observer, you fucking dunce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

verily forsooth your quending has verily disturbed my countenance and there shall be vengeance verily in your quendering

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Brilliant work.
More please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
Now THAT'S a good name.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Yes it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

It's the only one I know.
From my GCSE Macbeth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I had King Lear and Twelfth Night,
both of which are shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

As far as his "comedies" go
Twelfth Night is pretty much the best.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Christ alive. It's awful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

We had Henry IV parts one and two
Lots of drinking and violence.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Julius Caesar for us

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I think I win in the tedious stakes
Taming Of The Shrew.

AND they made us go and see Kiss Me, Kate as a result.

Then did Merchant Of Venice, which I actually really liked.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

"thou cream faced loon"
is a personal favourite of mine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

i bet you've had more cream on your face than anyone else here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

what?
i don't understand you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

i emant htat birds with high powered city jobs usually like to be submissive in their private life to get a balance
so they bukkake themselfs out to japanese businessmen
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

accurate as ever
how well you know me

nearly hit the 3,000 OT posts in less than 3 months now. what a record...

... a stuck record...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

lonely, lonely swipe
if only one of the desperate creepers here would fling one up you and give you a cuddle after
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

it's funny because
if you actually knew anything about me, you'd know that the chance to have enough time to be lonely would be a peaceful blessing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

you can be lonely in a crowded room

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

genuine serious answer here
i've never felt lonely in my life. rare occasions when i am by myself i fucking love a bit of solitude. sure it might change as i get older, but i can't see that happening.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Tee Hee Eee

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

It's pretty late on the continent, yeah
Canada is fine and it's on course up here for a start in the next couple of weeks, which is fairly standard.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

cool

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

There's fuck all in the Alps
it's fine everywhere else. The Brits are just terrifying precious about skiing = French Alps.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Also, I've never "got" rails
they are a piece of piss on a snowboard and unfeasibly hard on skis. something a little more "middling" would make more sense.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)