I am sunburnt.
I do not like this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:09, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Numpty.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I did put the lotion on my skin.
I just missed a spot over my lower back and fell asleep in the sun. Silly Poppet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Best get yourself down Jeffstock then.
Cures all known dermatogical ailments, I heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

verily, quender

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I don't think I want to undergo his "treatment".
I'll stick to aloe vera thanks...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

We have winter storms you inconsiderate arse!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)

It's inconsiderate that I live in the opposite hemisphere and thus my weather is good when yours is shit?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Yeah, but you don't have to rub my nose in it :(
Whereabouts in Australia are you? I hope it's Woolongalonga
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I'm near Geelong, which is near melbourne.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I liked Melbourne, I didn't go to Geelong
What did I miss? This was 10 years ago mind
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

hmmm. Well Geelong's pretty nice now that I live there.
There's some lovely beaches, a couple of pretty good pubs, always something to do. Plus it's near Melbourne, so you can go up for day trips and suchlike.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

SOLD!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

"Near" in Australia means around 200 miles away

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

well at the moment yes.
But in about two weeks I'll actually be living properly in Geelong.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Yes.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

It's more inconsiderate that when we have good weather, you are still having good weather too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)

good better
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'm going to presume that was a statement with an accent based punctuation, rather than a question.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Nice.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I like this observation on forrins and their tyalking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

It was actually a question.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

It was actually a question?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

hahahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)