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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Countdown to Jeffstock - T minus 36 hours or so.
In years to come, people will be asking if you remember what you were doing the night of Jeffstock, so don't embarrass yourself by saying you were doing anything other than BEING AT JEFFSTOCK.

Seriously, don't be a poofter*.

In other news:
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3984982/Dad-bites-off-mans-finger-at-nativity.html

*sighs wearily* Oh, Northerners. Will you never learn to shake off the iron shackles of your barbarian past?

*I'm not joking, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:26, 207 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
When they say to me what were you doing at Jeffstock
my answer will be 'being a tedious bender' according to Monty Boyce.

And they'll say 'Who?'

And I'll have to explain. And they'll say 'Shut up you tedious bender'
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:31, Reply)
Shut up you tedious bender

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:32, Reply)
Your supernatural powers of foresight are nothing short of remarkable.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:33, Reply)
I can't wait until we get our new studio and can resume recording our forthcoming free-to-download concept album; Graham Tapes.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:31, Reply)
I'm looking forward especially to the limited edition fan-pack with replica memorablilia and extra tracks,
from what I read in 'Horse Talk' it's going to be spectacular. The Ebay community is already buzzing with anticipation and there's not even a release date yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:34, Reply)
Extra tracks? Fuck that.
It's already been difficult just doing a normal album's worth.
We could tack a new version of Tragic Show on the end with a french horn added in.
But, yeah, the replica memorabilia should be pretty spesh. We've had Sandra Formaldehyde in to design the sort of cardigan she thinks Johnathon Satchel would have worn if he were still alive and we'll be packaging an A4 poster of it with them.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:39, Reply)
I finished recording the last (I think) of my parts for our forthcoming concept album last night.
It is now in the capable hands of my bandmate to finish adding his parts and other shiny stuff to make it sound good.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:37, Reply)

other shiny stuff deleting all of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:41, Reply)
Quite possibly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:47, Reply)
I used to make sample-based music with a pal who had a home studio.
We'd work all night on a tune then I'd go home - and next time I'd go round, every single time, he'd have carried on working on it until any traces of my input were as good as gone. To my credit he would almost invariably have made the tune worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:54, Reply)
I'm under no illusions
It's true that I am the more competent musician, but he is the one with vision and artistic ability.
I did actually record extra parts with a view to some of them not being used. I trust his judgement in making the best from the resources I have provided.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:04, Reply)
^ That sounds really wanky
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)
No it didn't.
But saying 'soz' did...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)
'Nuff said.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
One day, I swear...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
I've only just realised that your username is not tangledupinpubes

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
It's not?
Shit, signed in with the wrong account again.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
I'm a lazy reader.
Soz.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)
You don't do badly for a horse.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)
not a horse soz

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)
I don't believe you.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)
It definitely comes across as a horse posting, to me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Exactly.
I mean, quite a smart horse. One of those that can count to four or something. Probably not one they can train to be in films though.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Bullies.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Hey. Woah. What?
Are you trying to hijack a PERSONALITY HORSE post with talk of a lesser group?
I bet your band has never been in Rollmop Beats Magazine.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:41, Reply)
Lesser? I'll have you know we have a fanbase stretching into almost double figures now.
We care not for your populist publications. This is 4REAL, man.
Forever in obscurity, we shall die penniless with our honour in tact.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:46, Reply)
I'm a super star.
Pink Floyd supported us in the seventies.
Elton John once gave me a lift home from a dinner party in his Ford Capri.
M was once screamed at by Kevin Costner.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:04, Reply)
Whatever, I totally did hijack your post though
This is so much more about me now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Not anymore:

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)
I'll remember that I was out with my work colleagues, getting shitfaced
It'll be my 5th night on the piss in a row tomorrow night, not the best really. Had a nice night meeting friends last night, few pints and a good laugh, just what we all needed. (Well, them more than me)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:33, Reply)
Once again this London-centric society of drinking b3tans eschews the Midlands
I can't think why...
I won't, however, be being a poofter. I shall be engaging in fully heterosexual activities in the comfort of my own home.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:34, Reply)
The thought of chewing the Midlands makes me feel ill.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:36, Reply)
I'm not surprised
It tastes of Bovril and despair.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:37, Reply)
And Judas Priest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:39, Reply)
and tea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Don't impugn tea like that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:59, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:01, Reply)
It's a lol from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)
and poorly made cars

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)
'Poorly made cars'
Jaguars, Landrovers and Aston-Martins are poorly-made?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
*Cov high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Cheeky sod
I'll have you know my city is the birthplace of the car. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Vauxhall?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Fully six years behind the automotive pioneers
Of the much maligned city that is Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Vauxhall isn't even a city.
It was the only thing I could think of for that crap joke.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
I overlooked that and assumed you meant Luton

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
I'd be there if I could
hopefully there won't be a re-enactment of that news link
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:38, Reply)
I made no promises.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:41, Reply)
You probably have northern blood

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:59, Reply)
+in a vial, on the kitchen windowsill

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:00, Reply)
...all over the toes of my jackboots.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)
I want to be at Jeffstock but I have to dog sit.
Best I don't go really. I'd be ravaged to within an inch of my life by all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Read that as 'dog shit'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:49, Reply)
And if you brought the dog along
Jeff would get some as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:50, Reply)
The only bitch Jeff wants is me innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:51, Reply)
You know it honey.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:57, Reply)
ROOBY ROOBY ROOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Today I will be unleashing my inner CombiChrist
FUCK THAT SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Morning Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I think my invite got lost in the post

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:02, Reply)
Ever heard of the CALENDAR on this site, you dismal cretin?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)
He needs to feel wanted.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
don't most people have this need?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)
fucking needy wankers

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)
verily, forsooth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Yes, that's why I'm going to "I WAS RAPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with Personality Horse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)
can't wait for that bash, gonna be MEGA

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
I would be going, but I'll be at the best pub in the world on Friday, getting bladdered
Soz.

I do like the Sun's alternative Christmas Carols though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)
"jeffstock" sounds like a load of old arsewank, and you sir are verily a quenderer
the worst thing about that article is the song list, i mean for fucks sake, its supporsed to be news isn't it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)
It's almost like The Sun is a load of shit or something.
Best be surprised about this, and then complain about your outrage.

You won't look remotely like a retard for doing so, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
OK that last bit might not be 100% true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
of course its a load of shit, but its shit masquerading as news
the only retard here is the one who actually posted a link to this bollocks, are you a registered member/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
You're a fucking 'member'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)
and you read the Sun, so i guess i'm the winner here forsooth
quender
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Your guess is badly wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)
just like your accounting abilitties, relationshop with illegal substances and parenting skills eh?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)
My relations don't own a shop.
Plus at least I've never shagged my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)
good for you big guy!
(verily quender)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
I am sunburnt.
I do not like this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)
I did put the lotion on my skin.
I just missed a spot over my lower back and fell asleep in the sun. Silly Poppet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Best get yourself down Jeffstock then.
Cures all known dermatogical ailments, I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
verily, quender

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)
I don't think I want to undergo his "treatment".
I'll stick to aloe vera thanks...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)
We have winter storms you inconsiderate arse!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)
It's inconsiderate that I live in the opposite hemisphere and thus my weather is good when yours is shit?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Yeah, but you don't have to rub my nose in it :(
Whereabouts in Australia are you? I hope it's Woolongalonga
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)
I'm near Geelong, which is near melbourne.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
I liked Melbourne, I didn't go to Geelong
What did I miss? This was 10 years ago mind
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)
hmmm. Well Geelong's pretty nice now that I live there.
There's some lovely beaches, a couple of pretty good pubs, always something to do. Plus it's near Melbourne, so you can go up for day trips and suchlike.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
SOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
"Near" in Australia means around 200 miles away

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
well at the moment yes.
But in about two weeks I'll actually be living properly in Geelong.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)
It's more inconsiderate that when we have good weather, you are still having good weather too.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)

good better
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)
I'm going to presume that was a statement with an accent based punctuation, rather than a question.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)
I like this observation on forrins and their tyalking

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)
It was actually a question.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
It was actually a question?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I cannot make it to Jeffstock as I am seeing people from Devon
If you moive it to tonight and somewhere less far East then I can come, k thxby
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)
I've already reached my Monty tolerance for this week so I'm not going.
Last night I was making lemsip for the ill other half and the thick glass tankard went CRRRRACK and then lemsip started pissing out of the bottom, then the bottom completely seperated. A pint of lemsip goes EVERYWHERE including down between the floorboards, but the downstairs neighbours haven't turned up so I'm guessing I got to it before I flooded them
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Actually they drowned and now you have their blood on your hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Nonsense. The joy of drowning is the lack of bleeding.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
There is a geordie on the tv who bought some face cream for £3 from a "pop up advert" online
and then the company started charging them £96 every week for a new tube...

...HAHAHAHAHAHHA stoopid Northerns
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Now some old people are moaning that the interest rate on their VARIABLE savings accounjt dropped
in 2009-2011, I wonder why that could be...retards
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)
If they buy Italian government bonds, they can get a very good interest rate.
With very little risk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
SOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
You seem to be sold quite easily tonight mr Ape.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
What can I say I'm cheap
*waggles eyebrows*

WILLY
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)
"some people" yeah, nice one naked ape

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Right I'm off to the pub for the day...I'll be back later, pissed and possibly abusive

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)
WooHoo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)
alcoholism is no laughing matter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Much like your posts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)
ZINGO!
(verily forsooth, quender)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
This is what happens when you compliment a Scoper
One phrase repeated ad nauseam
(TheColonel, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
stop quendering me!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)
Only market porters and costermongers drink at this time of the morning.
My guess is you are the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Well, not only...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Ok, What do you do that entitles you to drink before 10:00 am?
School teacher?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Vagrant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)
yes, youn are

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I didn't have a profession in mind, more a personal history.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
The sun is past the yardarm somewhere in the British empire

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Hands up everyone with a drink problem.
Not me, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
I seem to bang on about it more than I feel I should, but yes, recovering drunk here.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Bang on about it as much as you like.
So long as you don't drink at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Thank you, sir.
Don't worry, I have no intention of drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Client entertainment
Although I'll probably wait until 10:30 for the first gin o the day
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)
What sort of clients are you trying to entertain?
Does it involve a pole?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Yes, a greasy one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Ah, a job in the city.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Dwindle is a good word.
I might write a song about dwindling.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
i prefer 'wither'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
S'alright,

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)
STOP WITHERING ME

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)
STOP DWINDLING ME!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
i'll dwindle you til you stop quendering me!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
It is cloudy today, isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
clear skies all the way to brizzle, monchanté

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Not from this direction.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
well thats because you live in one of those big machines i saw on that documennary where they try to create snow indoors

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
A coke factory?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)
they put sugar in diet coke you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
And sell the cocaine in inner cities, according to our friend MGT

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)
i bet shes got lovely cankles

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
LOL

(TheColonel, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
rolf

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
My current favourite word is 'Quaffable'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
That's a bit of a cunt's word.
I think you should reconsider.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)
to be fair, i think only cunts have a favourite 'word' fucken fucks sake, fucken words are all the same innit? theys all got there uses
my favourite word is "fucken'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Some words are nicer than others.
"Dwindle" is definitely a more pleasant word than "hack".
But I agree that having a favourite word is little bit cunty.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)
its what kids do
AND MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS BLUE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
MY FAVOURITE FILM GENRE IS "BOX SET".

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
My favourite horse is personality horse
My favourite food is quim
My favourite shoes are shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
my favourite air is nike

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)
My Favourite Dress is by the Wedding Present.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
my favourite b3ta user is the one who is least needy and unspasticated

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)
because opposites attract?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Fucking hell, get a room you two.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)
aww don't be jealous, mm
he's all yours!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)
You're alright doll, you need the pitty sex more than I do right now.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)
not after last night

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
You shagged Quentin last night?
How was she Gary?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)
gary?
he told me his name was trampus maximus
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)
OOF POW.
Take that Quentin's self esteem.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)
now hang on
you said it was quentin, not me!

(the boring reality is that i went to westfield for shopping and champagne with my friend, then back to hers for pretzels and pizza and a 2am gossip, but me shagging quentin is, i suppose, more fun for here. nowhere else though. urgh.)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
I agree with tph
Any pseudo yr olde words are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
verily they are.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)
QUENDER!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I didn't mean to start a fight.
Soz all
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
its alright PH there all pricks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
I have no idea what you're talking about.
A sun link? Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
He is frightfully common that Monty Boyce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
He slurps when he drinks his tea, the barbarian.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
mmps = king of off topic
hi mmps, how you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Alright Quentin. I heard you died in a helicopter crash.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
they brought me back like the million dollar man, got me some bionic on my shizzle
its alright
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Do you have a mechanical vejazzle?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
i've got two

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Top brown-nosing Quentin, you fucking turd.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)
yeah its nice to be nice to the few users who aren't needy shitcunt spastics
try not to be too jel
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
I saw a story in the Metro this morning
but when I searched Google News for 'Tyne, Nativity, finger' I only got a Sun link.

In short, A Geordie man bit off another man's finger at their kids' school nativity play.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
you fingered some kids at a nativity?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
And this is news? A Geordie is violent, hold the front page.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)
According to The Dandy they are always getting into scraps with your lot.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Glaswegians?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)
HAHA, christ. Yeah we're always boxing those wahaye mentals.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Wuboo mmm...piss

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Morning bum. How do?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
i had already arranged a night out with the girls
then i thought about bringing them to jeffstock.

then i thought about it some more.

so yeah, i will do my best to pop in first...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)
I would take them to Jeffstock, Swipey.
Looking at the list of attendees, they look like the sort of people who will make the effort, and scrub up well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)
i haven't looked
but i would feel bad if my friends raped the men of OT, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I'm sure their wouldn't be any rape.
Pleading maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Swipey, you should set me up with one of your friends.
Pick one of them and I'll go on a date with one. I'm not even joking.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
i clicked i like this instead of reply...
.......... what kind of girl do you like, gonzo?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
I like a girl who's passionate about something, it's great to see someone animated by a subject.
Someone with a good sense of humour, who's kind and caring too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Christmas party tomorrow night
If you guys wanted me there you'd all have totally rearranged your plans to accomodate me. At which point I'd then drop the bombshell that I'm busy all weekend and wouldn't be able to make it anyway.

So yeah, thanks for nothing, douchebag. I hate you flakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)
there are 2 coffees and 2 milks
in accommodate, old boy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
I drop letters when I'm in a rage.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
oh righ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

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