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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Everyone presumably knows about Paul Daniels' legendary MAG1C numberplate alreadyI remember seeing one when I was a kid that said "TBIRD 6". Because it was such a FUCKING WICKED car that it could've been one of the Thunderbirds, you see.
Hello everyone, by the way. Miss me?
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Not too shabbyWork is fucking mental at the moment but this weekend's jobs have been cancelled, meaning I can get a haircut and take the kids on the Santa Express so all is good.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:26,
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Good newsalthough I have no idea what the Santa Express is, and frankly it does sound a bit like a paedophile's high-speed lure
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It is a steam train through Weardale leading to a visit to SantaMy kids fucking love trains so this alone will be ace!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:32,
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That does sound brilliant from their point of viewA mite cold, perchance?
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*Forum based validation*Not really
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:15,
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You mean yes, but I am hoping to aim better in future(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:17,
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Doesn't Jimmy Tarbuck have COM 1C?
Which is 1RON 1C (I think, Al?)
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:17,
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*reads**rereads*
*rerereads*
*thinks*
*writes down*
HAHAHAHHAHAH
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:19,
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Also, I wanted to write 1RON 1CSo I don't really care.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:19,
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Monty did, it's all he's taled about today(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:17,
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I have taled of nothing else.Right fucking Taliesin, me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:18,
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HE'S SUCH A FUCKING CUNTWe should write lots of posts mocking him.
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I bet he's got his 'tale' between his legs now, EH AL?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:23,
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I bet he's got a big long turd hanging downbecause he's too stupid to either clench or wipe his arse.
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Paris, darlingAt the WDC Open World Championships in DisneyLand. How have you been?
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NahBut, and I'm quite pleased with this, we did finish third in the World Pre-Amateur Ballroom event. All the other couples were French which means I've represented England in a World Championship, not something I ever thought I'd be able to say. We got to stand on a podium!
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OK, I'm interested.If a professional gets paid, and an amateur doesn't, what the hell is a pre-amateur?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:32,
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Damn.I should have gone for the pre-amateur ejaculation joke, rather than the genuine question.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:33,
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Well, basically, it terms of categories it goes like thisProfessional (obviously)
Amateur (usualy of comparable quality to the professionals, but haven't taken the exams which would qualify them as such for various financial reasons)
Pre-Amateur
Intermediate
Novice
Beginner
The bottom four rankings are what you would find in terms of categories at the competitions we usually go to. Once you're effectively too good for pre-am, you stop going to the little comps and go to more of the big ones like this weekend in Paris.
Holy shit I've just realised that I singularly failed to make even one "Last Tango in Paris" joke all weekend. What the hell is happening to me?
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Nah there was masses of it at breakfast, which was unsurpsingly brilliant...OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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*researches**deletes browsing history*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:28,
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I like thisI don't have a clue what you are on about, but I like it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:30,
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Old suggestion that Al, with a moustache, would exactly resemble Sonic's nemesis Dr RobotnikHe liked it the first time and is intelligent enough to remember it.
Not that he needs to now I've repeated it above.
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*googles**realises he doesn't know what Al looks like*
*gives up*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:36,
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I don't eitherbut there was a meme a while back about him having an egg for a head which was good enough for me.
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It was Wookiee's pic of a fat man who looked like Al.It's where the 'Al is fat' meme comes from.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:40,
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Not too shabby thanks, weekend, first of 2 work nights out tonight, relaxing weekend planned (although it's likely I'll be round at another tenants house, fixing their internet)Yourself?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:49,
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Yeah not bad thanks mate, was a bit ill after we got homeGoing to the Foxtrot family Xmas bash in Halifax this weekend which should be awesome. Won't help my guts out, mind
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Ahh, cool coolJust have a whiskey, you fanny!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:52,
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Not a prayerMy Uncle is a professional wind-up merchant and I get horribly drunk far too quickly on spirits
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