my dad likes Polly

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Polly who?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)

His sister.
They're all at it chez Monkeysex. The poor girl barely gets a minute's sleep.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

HALF SISTER!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

LONG LOST HALF SISTER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)

BAKED BEANS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)

COLESLAW

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)

that too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)

i thought we were naming KFC side orders
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

CORN ON THE COB

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)

ONION RINGS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

YOU LOSE
they don't do that, that i'm aware of
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

they do

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Well they did back in 2006, which was the last time I visited a KFC

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)

if you'd said another side order insted of correctin me you would have won just then

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I am not as good at internetting as you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)

who is? i set the standard very high
and checking kfc.co.uk it appears i was right
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Yeah well you need to go to that website that shows you things as they were years ago
and look at kfc.co.uk in 2006. I bet they had onion rings then.
Hold on, I might be thinking of Burger King.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I'm leaving forever, this is awful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I know. i feel ashamed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

WHAT!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Give up.
It's so obvious it's painful.

Once again we have
1) autistic 8 billion posts
2) tries to be rude
3) backpedals and tries to become liked - fails utterly
4) ??????
5) BERTDOWN!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)

needs more black tie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)

+ kilt and jug ears

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

How could anyone resist
Having your sisters fanny batter all over your nob might disuade some people I presume
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

like he'd be capable of inducing her to produce batter
"no squealing piggy, i'm going in dry" more like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

It wouldn't touch the sides

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

said bertdown
is a looooooong time in coming though.

normally it berts itself into a bertdown within a few days. this one has gone on too too long!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)

i don't know waht this is all about and its a bit upsettin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Perhaps he has received treatment and is on medication?
Maybe he's just here to chase away old demons.
I dunno, what am I, his doctor or something?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I don't fucking care.
He amuses me greatly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I think he's mentally ill.
And a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

don't forget
he runs a VERY successful business and has a REAL LIFE girlfriend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

i wouldn't say the business was that successful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

probably because you're on here all day

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

i don't have much dealing with the running of the company, i just reap some of the profgits

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

well maybe if you did you could reap more of the "profgits"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

naaaaaaaaah, i like sitting back and letting other's do teh hard work

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

i bet you're a legend in bed
legend + insert word of choice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

if you fancied me any more the thames would break its banks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

You could be
'the best she ever had', right, Robert?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

i don't have a clit like a "floppy aubergine" though
best thing about that was that bert actually believed her. like there's a woman on the planet who hasn't said that and not meant a word of it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

i think not, theres been a lot of competition there paul

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

yeah, sure, why not?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

sitting back and letting other's do teh hard work pretending to be fictional characters on the internet because it's the only way I can live with the guilt and horror of my paedo-incest past, not to mentional my terminally-unlikeable real personality which I cannot QUITE keep hidden, even through a veil of deliberate misspelling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

he should marry rogerboresme
and have done with it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Aw, she pops up and says hi you guys now and then

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

quite spectacularly mad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

But, to be fair, pretty harmless by comparison.
_{Unless you're a cat...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

he's no more a cunt than anyone else here.
Apart from if he's bert and he fucked his half sister
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

or edmund and he's all bitter about having an empty seat next to him at the opera?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

And he totally mashed up someone's hand

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

the sheer madness of that is mindblowing
i mean, i can just about understand lying about being a doctor to impress people, although it's fucking weird, i get the motivation. after all, someone on here did that to me, and even suggested that my friend whose mother was dying of cancer should give him a call to discuss treatments. yeah... he was a mobile phone salesman... anyway.

but to actually start carrying out surgery? at what point did the FFS THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUCKED siren fail to go off?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Indeed.
That's why if I ever find out anyone is him, I won't just go "ha, the wag..." I'll actually kick off cos I reckon he is a threat IN REAL LIFE.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Is DCI Roota taking back her badge again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Long, long ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

its a song by the kinks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

aw man I thought they only had Victoria. I am ashamed of my shit Kinks knowledge

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)

COME DAAAANCING

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)