I made an error
I needed an alarm clock and the only one which wasn't hideous/wind up was a Ben 10 one. But now I realise it only has 3, 6, 9 and 12 on it, so how the hell do I know how to set it for 7:15?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:15, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You need to set it
so that the alarm hand points exactly 37.5° clockwise from the 6. You may need a protractor.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I left my protractor at work :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I have an idea!
I shall wait for the second hand to go 6 seconds past the 6 and put the alarm thing there. I'll be up 3 minutes early, but I can handle that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:31, Reply)

point the alarm hand pointy bit at the 3 then just a little past and bingo

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

really?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

get a different one

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Oh Kristine, you with your logic and sense.
Anyone would think you're not mental at all.
How was your date?
( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I'm just saying right if it's so complicated you can't work it then what's the sense in keeping it EH
she could fucking regift that shit

it didn't go, he's sick
ain't that some shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:08, Reply)

He'd better not be dicking you around.
Gonna make another date?
( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:10, Reply)

supposed to go to dinner and have drinks on monday

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Ooo! dinner and drinks is well grown up.

( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:24, Reply)

it's at a sports bar, so it will include cold chicken wings and beer

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Oh.......................
Still it's one more date than I have.
( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Haha, it's like the creators of the Ben 10 Alarm Clock already know that the kid is going to USE THEIR MOBILE PHONE instead of the clock and that they're just there for decoration.
,P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Sorry my reply was so slow.
I have been doing fun things, like pouring caustic soda into basins.
( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

No worries =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:04, Reply)

That does sound like fun.
I have been doing laundry and shopping. I am now working on another application form (deadline: midnight) and have a massive joint of beef and four cans of beer in the slow cooker.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I've been so productive today I might as well end it now.
I'll never re-live the moment.
( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Lord no.
Sit on the sofa, basking in your home-made glory.
( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:11, Reply)

*basks*
*like a great white shark*
( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:19, Reply)

A GREAT white shark.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:27, Reply)

: P

( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I misread the deadline as midday.
Checked again to find it's midnight hence why I'm now working on it, otherwise I'd be sat on my arse with my feet up as I haven't fucking stopped all weekend on account of the missus being ill.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Poor sweary : ((
Give her a hug from me.
( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:18, Reply)

I'd rather not get too close if you don't mind...
I don't want her nasty germs!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Should I keep my gob shut, or should I ask how the interview went?

( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Absolutely shite.
Completely ballsed up the test so the interview was a non starter. c'est la vie.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Why'dya do that? you silly sod. What you wanted to do was ace the test, get the interview, ace that too, get the job and then you'd be sorted.
muppet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:20, Reply)

I noes right?
Onwards and upwards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Ma' always says "You don't learn by what you do right", and on that she's not wrong.
They'll be a next time, and now you know what to do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:23, Reply)

I think it was more nerves than anything.
I'm fine in interviews usually but tests tend to make me spaz out for some reason.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Tell them you're dyslexic, you get an extra 30 minutes

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:35, Reply)