Could you write it for me? I'm useless at shit like that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Then it wouldn't be from the heart would it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

She wouldn't know that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)

What about a limerick then?
If she married you she must have a sense of humour.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Thanks for that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I meant, I can't imagine you hooking up with some dour faced humourless woman.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

DJTP beat him to her.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Ah. Yep, she certainly isn't dour or humourless. Despite being Scottish.
I might get her a t-shirt printed that says "I survived the first 6 months".
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:28, Reply)

That's more like it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Write it at home, that should sort it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I'll do it. No problem.
'Dear Mrs Battered
I love you a lot
Before we got married
I thought you were hot
That is all over now we have a tot
Never again will my 'coins' fill your 'slot'

Yours,

Battered off the internet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:29, Reply)

This wins.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I am here to help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Roses are red
Violets are violet
What's the word on your clopper
As I'd like to defile it
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

My favourite has always been
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van.

Beautiful.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

roses are red
ivy is twisted
bend over love
you're about to get fisted.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'll save that one for her birthday card.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Roses are red
voilets are blue
i want to wear your skin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)