Haha really? What have it away?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Extreme boredom levels

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Unfortunately I'm not b3th. Just another humourless poster.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:58, Reply)

fluffybunnykiller.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Nope. Brand new and shiny with a massive target painted on my back.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Welcome.
What brings you to OT?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:04, Reply)

The menu at the top of the page, probably.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:07, Reply)

desperate loneliness, agrophobia and stubbornly intact virginity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

+ morbidly obese

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

+ mental

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Haha ok I could do with losing a few pounds thanks. But my BMI is safely under 30. I've been a long time lurker, just moved to a new city so yeah I'm feeling a bit lonely. I've always liked the cut of OT's jib!
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:12, Reply)

seriously, don't feed rory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I'll get the knack of publishing a completely faultless post one day.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Well not after midnight anyway.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:19, Reply)

*adjusts jib*

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Oh and I've been inside a lady with my weewee, not including mother. During gestation.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

*bertlols*

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Noob translation please?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Anyone new who comes here gets accused of being Bert.
A mental chappie who admitted to bonking his half sister when she was slightly under age. Cue internet breakdown and re-appearance of Quentin who is the new Bert.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Ah thank you very much BGB. Surely a massive drugs/honda accord story no?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:20, Reply)

It was fucking epic : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Still available to read somewhere on here?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Not sure. He was banned so I don't know what happens to his posts.
I would imagine so but not sure how to track it down.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

gaz chompy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Here are some of your new classmates
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10973
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I still lol at some of them
Micropenis man for example, I can't believe no one ripped the piss out of him, different times
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:31, Reply)

I think the phrase, 'there but for the grace of God go I', may have put guys off taking the piss.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:37, Reply)

It all looks right fucking Claire Raynor

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Fantastic! I searched "Bert sister" that brought up some gems... "berts of a feather"
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:32, Reply)

That sums it up really
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post860067
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Any news on the mental health of his sprog? I've yet to hear any related stories on the news.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Oh, not interested anymore, hope you don't mind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I said lamb chops

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:02, Reply)