gloves are for wimps, discuss
Alt: what would you "chicken fry" that isn't currently "chicken fried"

altalt: lunch!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:03, 57 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Gloves are for the cool kids
Alt: Nothing because I'm not a bastard American.

Alt Alt: My brother asked me if I wanted some crisps and beer for lunch
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)

this post makes me feel sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

That's not my lunch obviously
but it's the only option I have so far
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

It's a good English traditional lunch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

'A tramp-mans'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

What are you, a Muslamic ray gun?
Trying to take away our beer and crisps?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I would chicken fry bacon chops
Not sure what to have for lunch to be honest, i think making macaroni cheese
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Alt: Moar chicken!
Alt Alt: Pork & apple curry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

this post makes me feel sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

this post makes me feel sick

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

i don't know what this is but i think its bullyin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

this post makes me feel sick

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)

A watermelon

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Shut up, don't be fucking stupid.
Alt: see above - what the fuck are you wittering on about now?
Alt alt: Great question Nakers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I've have severly reduced brain capacity today, it was the best i could do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

There's a delete button you know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Not for you there isn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I'm never leaving

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Heaven help us.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I don't want to discuss something that retarded.
I'm going to the cafe, should I have a fry up a pannini or a sandwich.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Fry up.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

The sausages are cheap, it kinda ruins it for me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Cheap sausages are not good.
Unless you can smother them with sauce, then they're just about bearable. Can't you ask for no sausages and extra bacon instead?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I never eat sausages or bacon in shit cafes any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)

The bacon is awesome.
Sausages not so much.

I went to a cafe in Soho the other weekend, the bacon there was the best I've ever tasted.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I hate it when bacon has those lumps of white sputum on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

You shouldn't dribble when you're cooking bacon then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

But it smells so good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

You are Pavlov's Ape aicmfp.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)

aka 'bacon milk'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Cheese omelette with hot pepper sauce and black pepper on top.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Jacket potato.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

And a great seat at the Phil?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Ideally.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)

They do both these things.
I'm not in a baked potato mood, and i'm a massive omelette snob. If I don't make it, it's "fucking shit"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Chompy I'm sorry but you seem to have become infected with Montyitis.
I'm afraid there's no known cure. It's been nice knowing you, man. Stay strong.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I know I know,
it's just other peoples omelettes just taste like foam, not enough seasoning, over cooked, they whisk the eggs too much. GAY
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I might have an omelette actually, now that you've mentioned it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I have the same issue with scrambled eggs
I like mine only just cooked through, buttery, well seasoned and nice and hot.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Scrambled eggs, grilled tomato, black pudding,
mushrooms and two brown toasts.

That's not even that unhealthy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I don't think they do black pudding, I'll have a look.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:24, Reply)

TRIFLE!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Alan Partridge wears gloves for driving
Therefore gloves are for Gods among men.

Alt: Obvious answer is obvious - your head

AltAlt: A friend has suggested I meet her for lunch in the food court in the Mall, which means I will have a variety of fast-food vomitoriums to choose from.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Burger king but ask for something like no tomatoes so they have to cook it fresh.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Noted - sounds good actually
Cheers for the tip
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)

XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger meal, supersized.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

That'll be £17.50 thanks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

BK is very expensive, I agree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Is that the secret behind your multiple chins?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Nah, lucozade

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

+ pakoras, doner meat, coleslaw, chicken tikka and naan

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

+ a roll

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

YEAH GREAT THREAD APE
fucks off to lunch
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I don't understand the question.
alt: Ciabatta bread roll with low fat cheese and onion spread and some posh crisps.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I think Monty may be right about you Apo
Not to worry because I am leaving work in 5 minutes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:40, Reply)

In my wolrd gloves are for people that don't want to fuck up their hands when they fall of their bikes.
Alt: maybe sweet potato would work well

AltAlt: cheese sandwich
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

there is a new thread for you to all bitch and moan in...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)