Unrelated beakering post
For those who are interested in that sort of thing, my wife and I did our bit to add to the world's burgeoning population on Monday evening with the arrival of a little girl-tangle. Regular sleep has been discontinued until further notice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:25, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well done and congratulations
you get enough sleep when you're dead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Which is approx 2.5 years after the no sleep starts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Congratulations. Daughters are ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

That they are : )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Damn straight, my nig-nog.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Hurrah!
Based on your name she will have to be called Rapunzel
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Is this a FILM reference?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Yes
Yes it is and with a daughter you will know it within 2 years
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

My sincerest commiserations on the passing of your sex life.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Do not get me started on this subject.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

This is our second
So I'm not entirely sure how she was conceived.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Spunky sock left in the bed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Perhaps your Missus got in the way when you were having a wank.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

She took a spunk bullet in the baby maker.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Vile.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

She took a spunk bullet in the house?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Hahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I'll have an imaginary cigar in your hounour.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

That's like 'honour'
but spelt by a retard.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

*waves*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

'Naked Ape is a Bent Spactic III: The Waving'

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

hahahahha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I will have real cigar tomorrow
Here: www.cigarmasters.com/about.html
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Congratulations.
Very pleased to hear all went OK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Dibs!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Haha
You know the rules: dad gets first go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

aka 'Texas hold-em'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

'Austrian Happy Families'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother etc.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Thanks all.
The perfect combination of congratulation and inappropriate responses.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)