you can probably afford a sitter

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Wouldn't it be easier to just have a baby?
At least you can take them on holiday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)

But then Swipe would have to find a man who isn't gay.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

don't you lot have sperm banks?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Yeah. It's called my bollocks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

unlikely
you don't have to squeeze a dog out of your clunge
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

I've been squeezed out of a few dog's clunges.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

squeezed removed by court order
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

That sentence is much better when the emphasis is placed on the word "you"

(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

i read it with the emphasis on "clunge"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

And then not pay for a sitter whilst you're on holiday.

(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

i love my nieces and nephew
and i like my friends' kids.

but omg has it ever put me off the whole thing. you can't do ANYthing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

you don't typically want to
because it's not about you anymore
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

It's ALWAYS about 'Swipe.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

this is fundamentally untrue, stunned!
but my brother has to pretend he needs to go to the bank/work/toilet just to read 5 pages of a book. and then when they get to be 13, they'll turn around and tell him they hate him and they didn't ask to be born and...

oh no. i'll just stick to getting a dog as my ambition. and a toyboy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I'm not sure about anyone else but I'd really like to see swipe become a mother.
You're not so smug when you're covered in baby shit.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

kids love me
but i am too impatient to have one around 24/7. and i get bored easily.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

have a baby swipe...it's someone to love you, that will never leave

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

until it turns about 16 and gets itself pregnant
urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

you can afford 2 kids

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Very sensible.
Kids bring a life filled with resentment and disappointment.

Like being a West Ham fan.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)