everything
nothing, it's all wholly justified

actually, i just spent £7 on an indian roti wrap that i didn't get to eat, because the stupid bitch behind the counter, who was either deaf or stupid or didn't speak english, stuffed it full of fucking chicken despite my clearly saying about 3 times "could i get a VEGETARIAN ROTI please?". and the shop is too far away to take it back. and now i have eaten a mouthful of chicken for the first time in 20 years. and paid £7 for it. so yeah, that was far too much money for something to put IN THE FUCKING BIN.

i might go and kick the trainee for a bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:47, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So what you are saying is you went out at lunchtime and ended up with a mouthful of cock?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)

BOOM!
Right between the eyes.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)

and had to pay for the privilege
yes, just about.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)

It's like prostitution in reverse.
I'd change your business model if I were you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)

i know
and i spat it out. spitting is for amateurs, DG.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)

yeah, but it only cost her £7.
That's way below the going rate.

Um...ooh...look...kittens...


*runs away*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Your pitiful existence sounds more and more pitiful with every additional post you make.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)

i no, rite?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Chicken is delicious, you silly, silly girl.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)

this is where you are more Wrong
than being dryhumped by woundwurt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)

please tell me you're not trying to find a picture of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)

'trying'?
He's sorting through his collection.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Pfft

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

+ wanking himself daft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)

No...
*closes Google*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Coming to get ya!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

this picture is genuinely truly horrifying and terrifying
i can't fucking bear that film!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Hartley Hare on smack.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:08, Reply)

This was the second sign from up above that you should eat meat
the first was that your boyfriend was partial to it as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)

he is driving me mad at the moment
stupid boy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)