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Who is jealous of my new Iphone 4S? Who thinks I'ma chump for buying one?

What technology could you not live without and what is just an unecessary luxury?

alt: tea ice-cream, good idea or bad idea?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:24, 139 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Central heating

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)
what a luxury and those new fangled indoor toilets
it's unhygenic I tell you
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)
You didn't say modern technology.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)
the wheel!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
good point
*cuddles up to radiator*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Innit
Mine went off temoprarily the other night and I had to make a deal with St Jude to get it back on .
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I want to imagine I'd be OK
in some medieval situation with no technology, but radiators are amazing.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I cannot live without heating.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)
My oven and my kindle.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I love my smart phone, but I'd never by an iPhone
because I hate most apple software.

Good idea, as is brown bread icecream.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)
3 hours to update my phone today, utter ball ache.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)
a'right bob

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Aye, and madam?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Boss ta.
Knackered, working til 6, but pah.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Students back yet?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I'm white and I consider this a race hate crime against me, I do hope the police are investigating.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)
You should be shot

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I am not jealous of your iphone
I have a HTC thing and it's great.

need: internet, DAB radio

alt: had deep fried green tea ice cream once, was the nom
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I don't think you're a chump, Nakers!
I think you're a fucking bent cunt.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)
hahaha, I knew I could rely on your support

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I've been out today, are you a villan or hero with the general concensious at the moment? Just wondering.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)
I've no idea, I'm afraid.
A little of both, perhaps.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
If you bought it you're a chump
don't they come free with most contract plans?

Central heating for sure. And some sort of device for playing music on. My ice cream maker and blender are unnecessary luxuries but I use them all the time. Which brings me to your third question: no. Not unless it's green tea. Normal tea would be weird.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Yes they come free on all plans over £1M/month

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Refrigeration.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I'm making Nasi Goreng for supper

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)
wasn't he that dude who did Hitler's propaganda?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)
No he was the head of the Luftwaffe.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Flied lice?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I may or may not have mentioned this before, but I fucking love nasi goreng.
If there were no other foods left on earth, I'd happily eat Malaysian/Indonesian nasi goreng for the rest of my life.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
My mother occasionally makes brown bread ice cream.
It sounds fucking hideous, but is actually absolutely fucking gorgeous.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Stop copying me you prick.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Sorry, I didn't see your post above*.


*because I never read your posts, just in case I catch gay off you by reading one.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Well, I'm white and I consider this a race hate crime against me, I do hope the police are investigating.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Oh I'm already being surveilled thanks to my rampant criminality.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Surveilled because of the rampant chin-on-chin violence?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I have nothing to do with Triad in-fighting in Soho.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I just farm their grass, your honour.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Those Chinese triads eh?
mindpiss
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
*SOMETHING RACIST*

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Lacist
shurely?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
WHAT IS THIS RACIST MEME? I WISH TO KNOW MORE.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
I didn't think it was possible to be a racist drug fiend in london.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Sorry, I mean, I didn't think it was possible to be white and racist and a drug fiend, in london.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Oh I think it is, you know.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)
I was been faseeshious.
Although thinking about it, I'm pretty sure if you're going to go from the street-kid to the afgani/columbian/whatever producer.... you're not ever going to get a completely white chain.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Is is Diane Abbott related?
Mind you I would say that, seeing as I'm a MASSIVE HONKY.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
What's a Diane Abbott?
I totally dig making racist feel silly on facebook.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)
MP for Stoke Newington.
Made racist remarks about white people on Twatter.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Oh, ok.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:10, Reply)
Earl Grey Ice-cream is lovely.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Alright, gorgeous?
British margaritas are lush.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I'm alright.
Work was very painful on New Years day.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
You went to work?
I want to be like you when I grow up!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)
A woman?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)
What a woman!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:00, Reply)
When you walk down the street, do you often see 5 men in a peppermint-stripe suites signing "Pretty women, walking down the street. Pretty women, someone I'd like to meet" (I don't know the lyrics) ?
It's just that, when I think of you walking down the street, the song "Pretty women, walking down the street. Pretty women, someone I'd like to meet" plays in my head.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Are you suggesting that Lusty is a prostitute?
Or that she looks like Roy Orbison?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)
Or that you like a hamster in the jacksie?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Do you think I would have been able to afford this flat if I knew lusty was on the game?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:41, Reply)
You could have bought a bigger one!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Nah', but monty would be out of debt if he pimped his cards right.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)
Up until about a month ago, I was very happy with my Experia
But it's been absolutely shit recently, not happy about that.

I think I'd find it quite difficult to live without a fridge or freezer, it'd certainly be a challenge.

Alt: Probably a good idea, never tried it though.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
What is Experia?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)
It's a gay club in Buxton.
Nakers is DJing there next month after his 'civil partnership ceremony'.

The repulsive turd burglar.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I'm going to Brixton on Saturday.
So no doubt I'll end up in there, I love the gays and they love me init.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Coz you is well bent.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:09, Reply)
It's a Sony phone

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Ahhh!
I haven't had a personal phone for 9 years!

Work one, innit.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:04, Reply)
Perusing my Ticketmaster email shot just now,
I see that 'One Direction' are being supported on their current tour, by....

'Boyce Avenue'

I think it's one street down from 'Skid Row'
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
MINE IS "WITH THE COURIERS" AND HAS BEEN SINCE TUESDAY, YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK
i didn't pay cash for mine though, just signed up for a soul-splittingly long upgrade.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
In the post eh?
I've heard that one before.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
oh really?
where??
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
How are you toots?
Good break?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
lovely thanks, hope yours was too.
am now annoying you on fb.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)
I like my new iPhone.
It makes me feel superior despite the fact everyone else also has one.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I don't care about iphones
clearly we can live without any technology, are you asking what technology I can have taken away from me without suffering?

alt that sounds shit
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)
Sounds like you are missing your happy-o-tron!!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)
I am suffering :(((

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:10, Reply)
Self inflicted?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:12, Reply)
I don't have a happy-o-tron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:14, Reply)
It's a state of mind!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)
you're a state of mind

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:17, Reply)
Megamind!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:18, Reply)
Gigamind!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:18, Reply)
Some might say no mind at all.
Most, probably.

Alright, taff?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:20, Reply)
grrr
still not welsh. Just can't work out the whole sheep/leek thing.

How's the urban hellhole?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Hellish.
Unless you are champion, like me!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:23, Reply)
what are you the champion of?
graffittiing and rioting? Isn't that what you londoners do?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:26, Reply)
Champion of your heart, 'bitch.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)
*swoons*

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:28, Reply)
*catches*

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:29, Reply)
smooth

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:30, Reply)
You can't teach that.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)
nah, it's not in the curriculum

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:32, Reply)
Upstairs for leeking.
Downstairs for sheeping.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:24, Reply)
I...what?..

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)
I just explained the leek/sheep thing in two sentences.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:28, Reply)
but
I have an upside down house, does that change things?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)
I'm going to say "no".

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:35, Reply)
Blame the land of the free
And their expensive health service.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:18, Reply)
I blame YOU!
Alright, my man?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Good thanks Stunny Delight.
Had a telephone interview earlier today about a new contract.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Contract extension or NEW contract?
Missed you NYE, it was a hoot. I think.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:23, Reply)
New contract
Different company, doing largely what I do at the moment, but the day rate is better. No idea how it went as the bloke I spoke with knew nothing about the project.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)
Best way, mate.
Best of British to you. Let me know how you get on.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:30, Reply)
Will do!
Glad to hear NYE was a cracker.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)
How was the pub?
I hope you didn't twat any of the amateurs!?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:43, Reply)
Quiet
As it goes, ended up in a Indie club till 4. Was a good night.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Haha! 4am! Quiet one then.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)
I got launched on some
Cherry vodka as well. Fuck was I rough the following day. A hangover of JeffStock proportions.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)
:(
worst day eber
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)
except for perving at labs on fb, eh?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)
heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
how you gonna call me out like that?
not my fault he's a mega hottie
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:28, Reply)
fair point
he does seem to have levelled up
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:28, Reply)
now I feel like a perv
thanks for that
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:30, Reply)
welcome

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:32, Reply)
yeah and now 4 other girls are all "oooh you look sooo sexy"
copy cats
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:32, Reply)
Scratch their eyes out.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:34, Reply)
too much work

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)
I thought I'd just be subtle
and perve in the privacy of my own home without commenting
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:34, Reply)
like he can't see here that you were pervving on him
MUAH HA HA
I'm commenting for you.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:35, Reply)
curses!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)
I decided against it in the end.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)
phew!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)
I was going to tag you in my latest post.
But I decided against that also.

You're lucky today!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:40, Reply)
It's OK
I think I just implicated myself
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)
Hardly.
I'm trying to figure out a way to tell him you said he levelled up.
Like some sort of gaming princess.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:43, Reply)
isn't that how it works?
people have stats which are initially dice rolled but which you can add modifiers to and improve depending on XP?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)
*blank stare*

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:50, Reply)
YOU ARE SO LUCKY MY FACEBOOK TOOK A SHIT AND WONT LET ME DO ANYTHING

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)
I'm guessing he knows now?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:36, Reply)
I thought this was a top secret board
and everything I wrote could never be seen by other people
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)
Who said that?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)
*sneaks*

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)
Stick that phone of yours up your arse and jog on

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:47, Reply)
The worst of all the New Year fitness regimes.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:50, Reply)
Put it on vibrate
And watch the fat fall off.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)
I think you're a chump, but I'm not fond of iphones
I could live without my laptop, but I'd rather not.

Alt: Sounds delicious. In other delicious news, I have cinnamon gingerbread biscuits
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:01, Reply)

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