I once got dumped
Mid Shag, Thats the sort of stallion I am
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's fucking funny, Stallion.
But I call bullshit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Another failed anecdote king :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Unfortunately not
Maybe full on dumped was somewhat for comic effect but about halfway through (approx 37.2 seconds in) I was informed that the relationship wasnt working
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

The important question is. Did you continue shagging, or did you just shrivel up and cry?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I hope he did the "angry Pirate"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I hope this too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Office lol

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I'm betting on an unhappy happy finish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

There were no "winners" that night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I think she was the winner in the end
I have seen my finish face its not a pretty sight
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:42, Reply)

How have you seen your own finish face?
Have you been wanking in front of the mirror again?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:43, Reply)

He saw the polaroids she took.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Polaroids!
What do you think I am made of money, they came back from Boots on the 5 day processing...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Standing at thecounter saying you are not paying for these, as they are all blurred.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)

They all had the
Over Exposed sticker on them.



*I am truly sorry for the quality of this pun*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

you had clearly not correctly adjusted
her aperture
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Groan

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Is that what you wheeze when you come first again?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:43, Reply)

how does that even happen?
was your willy still in?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)