I reckon dot dot dot
- Monty is a model, he volentiers to be the "before" shot on american drug campagins but they always use him as the "after" shot.
- Lusty volentiers for the unoffical Help The Age'ed.
- Al likes to be an extra in TV and film, his most famous roll was a 2-parter of Casualty where he succesfully played the roll of "Guy with limp".
- I vet people for the MENSA program, but i can't work out why they don't employ many space people, what with NASA being a ...... ohhh.
- Battered is the one who goes around SWITCHING OFF THE VAST FUCKING MAJORTY OF FUCKING FREEVIEW CHANNELS DURING THE DAY TIME FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHATS THE FUCKING POINT WHEN ALL THE NON-SHOPPING AND NON-NEWS ONES ARE CLOSED MOST OF THE TIME. FUCK OFF LOOSE WOMEN FUCK OFF LOOSE WOMEN FUCK OFF LOOSE WOMEN.
- Swipey works for the samaritans, after 30 seconds, despite of what they say, she'll inform them of how she's trying to stop seeing a guy at claridges and some sexual escipade... even when it's a wrong number.
- Chompy goes around stealing the chewing gum stuck to the bottom of the tables at McDonalds... he has a number of fleshlights made out of them now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:14, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Crackhousesomethingorother plays the part of b3ta's Generic Sassy Black Women, but doens't know it... ummm-hummm, girlfriend.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Talk to the hand.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)

You do make an excellent sassy black woman.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

*hand on hip with hair toss*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I nearly went for a run last night, but it was cold and a bit drizzly.
So I made dinner instead and did some painting. But I'm going to rejoin the gym tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I thought about doing some exercise today
but I have too much work to do and I want to eat Tunnock's Teacakes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I have almost finished the christmas chocolate, which means it's time to start running.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Pauly I'm going for my dinner but i missed your question before
Go and see The Artist or Puss in Boots. They're my tips. Trah x
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)

They don't have the artist, don't feel like a kids film.
I'm angry at Freeview being half switched off during the daytime at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

you shouted at me earlier
:((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

No, that was me. Gonz was being nice.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

no
you were mean. but not in SHOUTY CAPITALS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

The whole "Shall I text/meet up with XYZ thing? I don't want too, but I can't help it, his penis injects spunk into my vagina so well" thing is getting a little bit tedious.
You're an alright person, you don't need to do this Sex In The City thing to make yourself attention, the only males who like SITC are gay... actually flamboyantly never owned a waldrobe in their life gay....this is where you're going wrong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

gooooonz
you haven't been reading my beakering clearly enough. there's no spunk issue. there's just a "can i be friends with someone i love spending time with more than anyone ever, but whom i still see as more than a friend so it's killing me" issue. beaker beaker beaker.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Somewhere in a cave in the middle east there is an arabic man wearing bed linning with a rocket launcher by the front door tearing his hair out going "I don't get why Carry keeps sleeping with Mr Big, he ovbously isn't interested".
Ask him outright if he's up for some rumpy pumpy, if not, move on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

what's the thread rating on the bedlinen?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

why did you just post that on Facebook as well?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

People do weird things when they're ripped to the tits on prescription meds, Mighters.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

*looks at clock*, *looks at medicine box*, *looks at clock*..... 11 minutes to go.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

6 minutes, over half way there now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Wow, 23 minutes over, I didn't notice because I did some cleaning.
See, cleaning makes the drugs come faster.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Really?
My flat just got a whole lot cleaner from now on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I found it funny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Fair enough.
I just get easily confused.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

It's the age. I'm changing the subject now to something more self-obsessed about me instead.
Yesterday I bought some new clothes that are a size bigger than most of my current ones. I got enough to see me through the week (3 trousers, 4 t-shirts, 3 shirts).... I hope for them to be in a charity shop by march.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)