From the annals of tech support this morning:
"Hi, I have changed your password to xxx"
"So I put that in the username field?"
"No, in the password field."
"So it's my usual username?"
"Yes"

Please convince me that not everybody in the world is a moron.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

yeah, this place will do that
see for example the clown above who thinks that he got served "muscles" in a restaurant. who was cooking, hannibal lecter?

face - palm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

It could have been a Belgian restaurant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

What he meant was the bill arrived and he couldn't pay
so the chef treated him like a fois gras goose, but with his dirty french cock instead of corn.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I am lolling hard this morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

it's certainly quite an image

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

You could make it happen, after all you are the Cock Fairy.
I don't reckon you went to Barbados, I think you were doing panto in some Northern town.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Oh no she wasn't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Aye, Purple Aki was gutted.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Haha!
He was just mentioned in our office about 5 mins ago
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Pop or slash!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

No, it was Armin Miewes.
The dish was 'cock au vin'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

with garlic, apparently

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

i like to think of myself as living proof that not everyone in the world is a moron
most are tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)