Is she at Uni?
Do they have Uni for prossies?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:08, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

She is not, she actually has a decent job (not prostitution).
I'm a gold digger.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Why does she keep her jewlery in her cunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

It's the only place she knows Barry is too scared to look for it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Oh dear, Baz.
Have you professed your undying devotion yet?

Don't do anything silly, like not go back to Uni.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

We have both admitted how we feel.
I'm just excited because she's basically a best mate who happens to also be unbelievably hot. She makes me laugh and drinks me under the table. But aye, fear not, I will be returning to uni next week. We're seeing each other practically every day this week so it's all good.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

How unbelievably hot,
post pictures for the internet to judge!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Well, best of British to you.
Long distance relationships are tough but worth it if you can keep it going.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

My experience has taught me that men are usually looking for Miss convenient rather than Miss right.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Baz is in LURVE though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

It won't last.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)

I beg to differ.
I ain't slept with her yet and that sort of thing doesn't bother me at all. I just like spending time with her, no other girl I've ever met comes close to her in the "yeah, I could happily spend days at a time with her" stakes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Bloody hell.
Have you bought her flowers yet?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

No but it's her birthday next month and I will have some sent down to her.
As much as I come across as an arsehole on here, when it comes to someone I feel something for I'm a proper gentleman. I wouldn't have it any other way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I'm happy for you Baz, genuinely.
I hope everything works out for you.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Do you think Baz is falling in love with your ex
that would be HILARIOUS
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Be nice!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Thanks mate.
I'm unbelievably excited, I haven't felt like this with anyone before. Something grand is going to happen as long as I don't fuck it up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

it hink you might need counselling for your bitterness
i am here for you at this difficult time x
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Perhaps you ought to stop being Miss Convenient.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Ouch!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Yeah, that was out of order.
Sorry Blousie, I'm not myself today.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

That doesn't make sense.
I think you misunderstood my post.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I prefer Miss Right Now

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)