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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I have the alcohol tastes of an elderly women, yes.
Don't judge me. It was all mine, for the record. Left over stuff I got for Christmas init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You write it online, you get judged.
Guards, make him down a bottle of Midori then make him eat a greggs sausage and bean melt
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Oh God they are so fucking vile.
I tried one once. Never again. The melt thing, that is.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Imagine how much worse it would be after midori.
Fuck, being a dictator is hard work.

Guards, bring me the paper and a cuppa.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

You wonder how anyone could fuck up a combination of
sausage, beans and pastry. Somehow, Greggs have managed it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

and cheese

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I love how in greggs they feel the need to screech out the denomination of a note over a fiver before putting it in the till.
SADIE, 10 GOING IN!

Also makes them sound a bit mucky.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I was at Napier Uni on Saturday
the cash machine gave out fivers. FIVERS, for fuck's sake. Is it the 1980s?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Several places round here have started that too, it's quite helpful for when you're getting the bus first thing in the morning

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Do they? I dunno, I've never handed over more than a fiver in Greggs before.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

and midori is even worse.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Never had it.
Not even sure I know what it is...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I've just googled it, it sounds vile.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I have to admit I do like champagne. And Baileys.
And wine. You can keep the port, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Port's the best one!
I can go through a bottle in about half hour.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I really don't like the taste.
I can maybe stomach a small glass, but after that it's not for me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Do you drink more if the Vicar is round for a chat and some crumpets?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Vicars don't like crumpet.
They've devoted themselves to God init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

If that's a joke about flange, Vicars can get married you tool.
Honestly, what do they teach students these days?

BROKEN BRITAIN!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

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