Gut moaning
As Gonz would say. (new autocorrect on phone changed that to Fonz)

I tried a 5.5% red wine last night, good stuff to have in the house if you want to give up the booze.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:37, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That sounds revolting.
Where was it from?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Gayland.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:42, Reply)

i am starting to enjoy your relentess pursuit of gay accusations

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)

You enjoy the relentless pursuit of Jimmy Somerville,
through the bushes on Hampstead Heath.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:48, Reply)

oooh, you've got a bit of a thing about him
want me to hook you up?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

He's the most repulsive little woofter I know of.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)

And you know a lot of them

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I've not seen you for ages. Pint?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Yes. When? Where?
I am not letting you take me to Centurians again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

The beer in there makes my arse hurt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

More like the "bear" makes it hurt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Darth is more of a shaved otter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Australia via Tesco
It did not encourage repeated consumption.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

That sounds shit. Might as well pour it down the toilet and cut out the middleman.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)

That can't legally call itself wine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Monty drinks mineral water stronger than that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Innit blud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)