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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm a bit gutted BlousieI was hoping there'd be some of the birthday treats one of my colleagues brought in yesterday left so I could have an unhealthy breakfast. Selfish cunt took them home. I ask you.
On the upside, the weight loss regime is working a treat thus far, probably because my selfish cunt coleagues are taking their birthday treats home.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:42, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
But I'm HUNGRY BlousieI've been hungry for a week and a half. I don't know how thin people cope.
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Are you bashingWith us in April? When I looked yesterday it was an entirely straight acceptance list, and I think we need to be a bit more diverse.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:46,
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I'd be more than happy to flounce it up a bit for youAssuming it happens in Bristol, I reckon I can persuade the missus to visit the sister while I get down with you crazy party animals. But I will need details. Dates, for example.
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EFFORTCheers
EDIT: I'm in. Provisionally. Where's this pub in relation to Clifton Village? As that's where I'll be crashing the night.
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+PROBABLYThis entire plan is dependent on me persuading the missus and her car-driving sister that a road trip is a good idea, Bristol is the other side of the country from Norwich, I'm not getting a train that far for a piss-up.
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I would also refer you to British Rail's "hilarious" networkWhich makes getting anywhere other than Manchester or London, or points directly in between (like Nottingham, thankfully) laborious and cunty.
Basically, it's a lift with one sister-in-law to visit another or nowt.
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Come on Darth, I can buy you those pints I owe you.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:04,
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I have completely lost track of our cricketing beer bets old boyWould be rather spiffing to relax with a brandy and discuss a sport England are currently unparalleled in.
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Ermmm. Tell which sport that is, and I'll do some research.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:08,
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15 minute walkOr about a river in a cab.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:02,
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That's not too bad thenAre Rory and Quentin really coming or have they been infected with the Rosalicious virus?
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that could get a bit wet(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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Surely there is at least one black humpbacked lesbian jewish dyslexic single parent you can invite to 'balance the books'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:51,
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No idea. Haven't spoken to the old cunt in nearly 20 years.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:57,
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So, Gonz needs to black up, steal a child, and walk with a bad back for the day?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:58,
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He does that now, when he goes to the benefit office.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:00,
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Just waiting for Monty to acceptOr his mum.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:58,
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I have just spoken to my wifeand she has given me permission to attend. See you in Brizzle.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:07,
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