Too much of a cowardy custard to steal.
Never even bunked on the bus.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've previously got onto both buses and trains without paying the correct fare for my journey.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

^this
And I never paid any poll tax when I was a student.

*raises fist in solidarity*
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Oh BGB, I am really looking forward to Download and spending some realy quality time with you.
I feel like we never really talk like we used to and that we're just drifting apart emotionally.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I'm looking forward to getting rat arsed and trying to stick my tongue down your throat.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I'm going to take my own tent so we can have some "private time" away from teh caravan if things go that way.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Sweet!

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I'm hoping that Amberl comes along too, then we could all slip off together.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

You want to be the filling in a boobie sandwich?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

And what a sandwich that would be.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

You can supply the mayo.
I disgust myself sometimes.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Blousie's special sauce.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

If there's a few of you.
Jibbing trains is the easiest thing in the world. I've got to Newcastle and back for nowt on more than one occasion. Wouldn't do it any more because I can't be arsed and can afford it now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Why is it easier if there are lots of you?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

If you're on your own there's nowhere to hide really.
If there's a few of you distractions can be made etc. The easiest way is when a couple mates have tickets (there's always saps that buy them) and sit by a table, when the inspector comes into your carriage you just dive under them and wait til he goes. Couple minutes of being uncomfortable but saves a hundred odd quid.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:08, Reply)

You are a proper good girl aren't you?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I did smoke spliffs in my twenties
*dea ard*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Watchit girl, Quentin will shop you to his bizzie mate.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

he's crying on the floor of his office
so she's safe for the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

god love him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

someone has to!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Only a mother could love that.
He is coming to Brizzle. That'll be interesting.

Are you going to slum it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Are we having an after party in your junior suite?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

We are having a few juniors and that will be sweet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Ha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)

*twiddles moustache*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

i am hoping to
one of my clients is a fancy hotel chain, and they promised me a freebie on a lovely suite there which i never got to use as we split up instead, so i might take them up on that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

DO IT.
A weekend on the trampagne (cider). Who could ask for more?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

is the cider optional?
will they have my pinky botanical fancy vodka??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

It is but if you don't partake one has to revert to the recognised tipple
of the part of the UK you hail from.

That means you're on the brown beer.

(I will have a ginfest with you).
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

*On the Buses music*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

" I 'ate yoo Rootaaah"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

*that face*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Haha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

you're not a real scouser, are you?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I definitely sound it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)