To watch Star Wars, you fucking mong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

HE CAN WATCH IT FROM THE GARDEN!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

He said HOUSEMATE
Which means, during the extensive vetting process involved with acquiring such a person, he forgot the most important question. Or they answered it "no".

Breasts must be involved. There is no other satisfactory explanation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Or the fact that he moved in with the Star Wars virgin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

My explanation has breasts
My explanation wins
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Of course they are.
(His own, that is.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Afternoon Crowsephine
Are you keeping well?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I am not doing too badly on the whole, thanks.
How's your good self?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Glad to hear it
Very well cheers, although I am liable to be moody for the foreseeable for diet-based reasons. I can no longer be placated by offerings of chocolate. In fact, such offerings will only enrage me further. I'm like the choco-Hulk.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Hang on a minute
I think I missed the point at which you turned into a middle-aged woman.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

It was when he took up ballroom dancing
and realised that no matter how many times he was pumped full of semen, he'd never be able to have kids.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Tragic
Plunging himself face-first into yet another of Terry's chocolate boxes.

He'd pick them by hand and eat them normally, of course, were his hands not strapped to his ankles while a burly moustachioed gentleman (also, coincidentally, called Terry) applies lube to his anus with a rubber-gloved hand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Terry's Chocolate Box?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

There might have been a hint of an innuendo there, yes.
Edit: So, you know, I thought for once this year I'd try and have a conversation with Darth that didn't involve jokes about him being bent...that lasted all of 11 minutes.

(But to be fair, Al started it)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I appreciate the thought
if not the effort
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I've been "slightly overweight" since I was 12
This is my latest, and to date most reasonable and well-planned, attempt at dealing with said issue.

Short answer; January 1st, thanks for asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

You don't look like a lolfatty though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

When I say slightly overweight I do mean slightly overweight
My gut is annoying me now so I'd like rid of it. This means sensible eating, no beer and lots of time on the treadmill.

Hence, moody.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Oi Bitch, why aren't you champing at the bit to run a marathon with me and CHCB and DiT?
16 week programme starts on Monday. You should do it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

What does this programme involve?
In terms of distances, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)

All numbers are in miles
Week 1 - 3, 4, 3, 5
Week 2 - 3, 4, 3, 6
Week 3 - 3, 4, 3, 7
Week 4 - 3, 5, 3, 8
Week 5 - 3, 5, 3, 10

That's all I've got in my calendar so far as I'm trying to work out how to fit in the runs while I'm in Australia.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Might actually be doable, that
Am back on the treadmill lately so I'll give it a shot, cheers

I've missed this - why are you off to Oz?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Shits and Giggles
I fucking love Oz and would go far more often if it was only £300 a pop to get there. But it's not, it's a grand a shot, and you need to go for three weeks to make it worth it. So every three or four years will have to suffice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Hard to argue with that
Never been myself. Have an awesome time, and make sure you wind up at least three natives about cricket.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)

No they are just young.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Paedo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

My nephew's 6 and he's fucking seen it
He asked me to show it to him, I didn't even have to twist his arm, although I would have done, obviously. Your flatmate has no excuse. Now tell us there are breasts, otherwise you're going soft, sunshine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

One of them has breasts, the other has a penis.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Your housemate has the penis and you've got the breasts.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Details of the breasts please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

B cup, brown nipples.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

This is doing wonders for your sex offender rep

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

you asked, fucken pervotron

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

This

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)

you fucken told him, pervo 209

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You knows I loves you baby
How do you know about the nipples?

Did you dip your pen in the house ink?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

She got drunk and flashed us week two.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I am shocked and appalled by such wanton behaviour

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

She is northern and a bit of a slag

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Well plow her then man
But only if she likes Star Wars
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

If you take this out of context, it's a bit of a worrying post

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Hahaha!
POTD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Call the cops!
Is your nephew Billy Elliot and that is who tou are seeing on the 21st?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

This is HORRIBLE INTERNET ABUSE
Although it's probably nowt compared to what'll come after the 21st
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)