Evening all.
I've been for another swim.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:14, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i'd like to have been for a swim
but it's cold, and I have no pool
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)

It's right cold here as well.
A real Pearl Harbour of a night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I am useless at swimming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Oi Ape.
Why aren't you coming to Bristol? You big homo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

If he's a homo we don't want him there, innit?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

We are going to welcome you, so why not Ape?
Also - you're quite pally with Darth. Can you send him a text for me?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I can send him a letter
Martin 32
Telecomms engi-queer
Norwich
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

That won't do. I need a more immediate communication.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)

you can text him on
0891 50 50 50
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)

No.
I might be stupid, but I'm not that stupid. I just wanted to laugh at the FA Cup score.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Course.
Whack it in a gaz and I'll pass it on.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I was only going to mock him about the football.
Hardly important.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'm sure you can do that tomorrow

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

If I don't (I've got a busy day tomorrow)
Will you mention it for me?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

because I am spending all my money on my mates stag do in Scrutland
would love to otherwise, I miss the old place
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Fair enough.
You're better off spending your beer tokens with proper mates, rather than a collection of spastics.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

haha, one day I'll pop out, more likely to to be Lahndan though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

You're not missing much.
Imagine a secondary school disco with all the boys standing on one side of the hall, and all the ladies standing on the other. All looking nervously at each other, but the men are too scared to speak to the ladies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

'ladies'?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Sorry.
'ladies' blokes with moobs and long hair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

why?
what's wrong with you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I've got little flid arms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

that's why I can't type well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

swimming would be a good way to strengthen them
I'm a champ fucking swimmer, not literally you should know, but I'd be a boss fucking surfer if I weren't such a lardass
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Swimming has got to be the most painful method of exercise ever.
Not whilst you're doing it, but as soon as I get out of the pool I feel ridiculously light headed for about an hour.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I understand it to be 'good' exercise.
I hope so, 'cos I was achey as fuck this morning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I'm afraid that is AIDS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Eek!
Evening tangledupinblue.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Evening Jeff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Oww biss?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)

I'm not sure I understand your West Country dialect

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)

How are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Ah
Fine thanks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

:-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3qU0sNz0h0
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

It never really occurred to me before
But now I am reading all your posts in a Brizzle accent
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Sawright then, innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

AIDS old catching up
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Sadly K, I think you're right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

you're not older than me, are you?
I get vicious in the fucking pool, and at most my lungs cry at the end
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

what the hell were you doing in the pool
to be achey? You need to warm up before hand or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Most pools are heated now, so he shouldn't need to

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

then he is a wuss for being achey

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Captain.
I've done no exercise for 20 years, I've decided to start. I'm allowed to be achey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

s'pose it's part compensation
since you've done no exercise and are thin.

/bitter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Epic thyroid problems aside....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I guess
how come they let yours stay fast, though? Mine they were like "SHIT! this lardarse woman has lost weight - quick, put a stop to that shit right now!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

They keep giving me different drugs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I swam like a loon Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

were there sharks?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

No.
No one offered to lend me money once. Thankfully, I took the precaution of taking a £1.00 coin with me for the locker.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I loooooooooove swimming
it is best
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)