I've been sick on someones ceiling?
So it turns out the government bwill give me £30 a week for having a child, claiming this would go against everthying i believe in, however I've paid my taxes should I take what's due?

also £30 = 7 or 8 pints
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Give it to charity.
Or save it for your childs University fees. They'll probably be like a zillion quid by the time they go.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Why do you not believe in free money?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I don't believe that I truely need governmen t support
which is how I think benefits should work, ie to stop people starving or not having shelter, not for trainers, Tvs and gold chains
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

BUT WON'T YOU THINK OF THE BLING?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Yeah, I'll probably apply and buy some Elizabeth Duke earings for my baby
she's 6 months and hasn't even had her ears pierced yet, I'm a terrible father
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Get her clit pierced too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Serious office lol

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

bad sports cow
BGB don't encourage him
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I agree with this and wish more people were like you.
it won't work if only one or two do it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

10 weatherspoon pints.
Anyway isn't it paid to the mother?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Yeah but we're married so i own her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Ahh so it works like in Skyrim?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I wouldn't know, as I saidf I'm married IRL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

How much armour can she carry?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

not much but she can brew an "anti rohypnol potion"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Shhhiiiit, how do you get her to shut the fuck up?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Old fashioned methods
Baseball bat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

mouth full of cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

WITH A KNIFE!!!11!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Modern thinking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

It's gone full circle, heaven forbid the paper isn't ironed, my slippers aren't warmed, the kids are ready for bed and my whiskey isn't waiting when I get home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

You're so henpecked that chickens laugh at you as you walk past.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

This is in no way true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

cluck cluck cluck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

in no way
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

You're so under the thumb that your wife's thumb has been shortened by 6mm just by pressing down on your head.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

She presses that often he has to pretend to be a Hindu when he goes out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Her thumb reminds me of AA's penis : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Have you put that up your arse too?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

*something about giving him a tip-off*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)