My flatmate has a habit of leaving the telly on when he's not even watching it
I frequently wander into the living room to find some wanker's blithering on about football on the television and he's nowhere to be found.

Alt: You know, I don't think I have. I've been sick in a variety of places, but steps would be a new one for me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yeah, mr b3th does that too.
Annoys the fuck out of me. He also leaves lights on. I think I'm turning into my dad. He used to follow us around the house turning things off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

It's no bad thing, after all, it keeps your electricity bill down.
You just want to be careful you don't get too zealous and turn off his pacemaker when you think he's not using it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

That's the thing - he keeps moaning at me about how high the bills are
But apparently it's because I take too long in the shower every morning.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Well a woman has needs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

This joke deserves greater
recognition...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I shared a house with someone who would come downstairs in the morning
go into the living room to switch the TV on, before heading to the opposite end of the house to make his morning cuppa.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

It's almost like he was trying to multitask efficiently and got it the wrong way round...
Surely you'd put the kettle on first, and go to the opposite end of the house to watch the telly while you wait for the water to boil?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Unless he thought it was the 1950s and the tube needed to warm up before you could watch it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

An amusing strikethrough about tube and lube.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)