As people have said, Audacity
Alt: When they get to the size that she complains about them/back pain constantly and/or is sick of people paying more attention to them than her.

AltAlt: Humans, because we rock.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:42, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*stares at CQ's crotch*
Sorry! what did you say.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Yeah, that migh get annoying
after a year or two.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I don't understand women's problem
I'd be perfectly happy to be objectified in that way.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)

*stares at tangled's crotch*
Just move your leg over a little will you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)

*obliges*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Y'see I enjoyed that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

You wont when I punch you there.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1505804
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

So you're telling me you never get laid because women keep punching you in the crotch?

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:24, Reply)

No, I was trying to imply that you never get laid because you keep punching men in the crotch.
I think we've already covered some of the reasons why I never get laid.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Oh! I only punch them afterwards.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Good plan
Totally worth getting punched in the crotch for.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)

You'd better believe it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I can imagine it getting annoying when you couldn't switch it off
But purely practically, it's a reality, so while I might personally enjoy the mammoth portions, I'd prefer something smaller attached to someone happy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)

For me, I'd prefer something bigger attached to someone desperate.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

lolz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Your AltAlt reply does not seem to correspond with your usual misanthropy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

it's a love/hate relationship.
I hate most people but find it hard to live without then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Mind over matter.
You don't mind because they don't matter.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Generally true
but doesn't help with the crippling loneliness *sniff*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Alt: How do you tell the difference
between complaining about something specific and the endless, general bitching?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)

You don't - you are too busy staring at their tits

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)

By listening to the words being used?
/feminist
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)

*pukes*
Listening to words that you taught it, so it can comminicate with it's Master?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I think you're confusing women with dogs.
WHich is fine, but I know which I'd rather funk /notJeff
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Save for sex, there is NO difference.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)

If you says so.
I pity your taste in women if you believe this. /some of my best friends are women.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I love bitches as much as the next superior man.
I just don't want to listen to them going on about make up and babies.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

What about babies wearing makeup?

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Well, it makes them look sexy, obv.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

*stares blankly*
No, you've lost me there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)

And you wonder why you never get laid anymore.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)

No one else does.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)

He knows exactly why he never gets laid
There's a reminder on the third finger of his left hand
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Your ringpiece?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Bitch please
That particular reminder goes around his wrist
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Soz. It was there. I took it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Still talking about my ringpiece?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Did he jump the queue then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I am so IMPATIENT.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)

It clearly says "wait for your number"
Just like any meat counter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Gross.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

...,love.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)