Uuuurrrrrrrgggghhhhh
Fucking MEN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:02, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You should try fucking women

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

obvious post was obvious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I like breasts
Etc

(very well done)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Are they not replying to your Lonely Hearts ad?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I love the way you've just accepted your meme here and run with it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Well, they're all bastards, aren't they?
One in particular is responsible for me being tired and hungover. It's his fault I was up until 1am talking to his ex and drinking his (excellent) wine. Why can't men consider these things when they break off relationships? Why, Blousie? Why?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

At least she had her gay best friend's shoulder to cry on

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

shoulder anus
cry o spunk i
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I'm thinking of having a nice cushion grafted onto my neck
Something in lilac
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

lilac would clash with your hair

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I know, right?
How selfless am I?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Two words
Comfort fuck.


Then leave when she starts crying again. Do men not know how to be chivalrous nowadays?
(TheColonel, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

And where the fuck was this advice last night when she was drunk and vulnerable?
Eh? EH?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I was busy smoking my pipe and thinking about bloomers.

(TheColonel, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

You'll never make it in the sexually predatory advice market
with so lax a work ethic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

duuiude, seriously !
I dig vulrable girls with low self esteem ! The ex has dine all the hard work fir me !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)