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Science in Action:Women wrong
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/20/us_research/
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:07, 148 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Idiots.Any fule kno that the only way to find it is with a knife.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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that's not a knife.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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this is a knife*blow up doll surprise face*
bow chikka bow bow
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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I see you've played knifey-porny before.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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This bit is for taking stones out of horses' hooves.Oh yeah.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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this one is for taking horses out of stones.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:23,
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This one is for scaring horses out of barns.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:43,
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More like researchers wrong.I've seem some pretty good empirical evidence that they exist.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:11,
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Yup.Your anecdote is clearly more valid than a metastudy of peer-reviewed science.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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It is because it proves his prowess in the bedroom, which is obviously very impotent.(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Damn rightThis is clearly the point!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:15,
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I did, honestBut I couldn't think of a funny comeback and I realised that trying to argue anything on the internet based on the ludicrous idea that I might have had sex with an actual woman was doomed to failure.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:34,
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...conducted entirely by men who have never seen a grown woman naked(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)
They all love a cunt glove(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:31,
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To you, no it isn't.To me, however, personal experience is more convincing.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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unless your sample size is several hundred thousandI suspect a meta-analysis rather trumps it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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I saw a woman naked once and everything.This is more important that science.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:16,
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Nor is it the conclusion of that article.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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Of course it is.1: I think this can of coke is full.
2: I have tested the can of coke and found it to be empty
3: My hypothesis that the can was full is false, there is no coke in the can.
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At this point in time, I can't find my walletDoes that mean it doesn't exist?
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I keep special spirit dolls in my bathroom to keep alligators from swimming up my toiletI have never seen an alligator so the dolls must be working
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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Have you tried looking for it up a few thousand cunts?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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Not as yetbut I've only been looking five minutes. I'm not The Flash.
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it's probably in a box with a cat.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:22,
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you're missing the main point because you're an idiot.Gräfenberg proposed this spot existed. That's a hypothesis
This has been tested over the years in various ways, this metanalysis is the largest one so far, and concludes that there isn't any evidence that the original hypothesis is correct.
So go back to the drawing board about what happens when you finger slags.
Why do you think Gräfenberg who was born in the 1880s knows more about female anatomy than we do now?
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Even though I know I shouldn't....I think m'learned colleague is basing his opinion upon what actually happens when he does 'finger slags' as you put it, rather than the opinion of the good doctor.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:36,
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No, I was just making a joke, as mentioned belowI'm happy to concede that I know fuck all about the subject, as I don't especially give a shit
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OK, fair enough then.That's what I'm contending, rather than Darth.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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Just because things happen when he does things certain waysdoes not mean it's due to a bundle of nerves in a particular spot that is a fundermental part of the female body.
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OK, point taken.I'll allow the mechanism may have (probably has been) been disproved
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:42,
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yeah, but they aren't saying it doesn't existonly that there is no physical evidence of it existing. They haven't drawn any further conclusions than that.
This is unfortunately another example of what happens when fuckwit journalists get their retarded paws on science.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:21,
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I should have appended (in the Chompy-approved format);It's funny because scientists are crap with women.
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I beg to differ.I think you're confusing us with internerds
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:24,
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That reminds meIn the incredibly slim unlikelihood that you find yourself visiting the University's climatology department, and you find a Welsh chap with funny hair and a slightly Harry Potter-esque vein on his forehead, tell him hi.
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Imagine the poor bored bitches taking part in that"No... no... nope... no, nothing... wait... no, false alarm, I just need a pee..."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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Bored, Bored,BoredCan we line up two more B3tans for a fight? Who are the potentials?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:40,
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*goes down like a sack of shit*if I'm being honest
*beheads Stunned*
if I'm not
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:47,
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glass jaw would be a step up, spun sugar would be more accurate(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:49,
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Um!you said a rude word! I'm telling Roo... oh fucksticks.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:44,
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Two MORE b3tans?What did I miss? I don't think you can count everyone calling TRL a prick on Shambles' account a fight
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I'd call him a prick regardless to be honest(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:48,
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Go on thenWe'll need linkage as proof please. How's you these days?
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Well done b3ta malesYou have made a thread about ladies' sexy parts really dull.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:41,
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I was just about to reply to you saying"Hey what's it like being the only woman in this thread?"
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you'll find it roots, you just need summit with more curve(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:45,
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It's funny because pushing down the stairs or something.Shut up I've got a cold, I don't need your approval.
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it's a twisted kind of reverse sweatyhanding.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:06,
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What does the g stand for in g spot? (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:43,
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It's certainly not the hive of hilarious activity I had been missing fondly over the last couple of weeks.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:50,
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what's up?It's been shit today and I've been well bored
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:48,
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Actullay I suppose i was suggesting that you are named after the front internal wall of the vagina(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:51,
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or its named after me, like how they neamed the moon after those guys who went there(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)
the unfortunate final book of the series when the family got a new puppy.(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Hey, you, you wouldn't get a job if it didn't suit you, you walk in here and you think you're the big mahaGo fuck yourself.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:53,
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Gah*. It's a myth. There's no such thing.at least that's what I've told my wife.
*Edited as requested.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:51,
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This doesn't begin with G please edit accordingly(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:52,
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The letter 'g' doesn't exist?Olly. That's not ood news for vineyard owners.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:53,
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oh, I say, well played.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:05,
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Bet it didn't take long though.You're not known as two pumps and a squirt for nothing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:59,
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That was the original title of 'Two and a half men', I believe.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:59,
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I'm not angry with you Bobby that would be heartless and cruel, I'm just angry and disappointed with myself, I hope you understand(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:58,
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Some one near me just asked if"anyone would like a bev-er-rarge?" i may have to kill her
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:55,
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He'd only just made himself one and now he feels bad for not offering.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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I used to work with a bloke who was always asking if anyone wanted a 'caw-fee'(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:56,
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That doesn't sound half as annoying written down as it did when I heard it every. single. fucking. day.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:56,
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Sorry, I forgot there were retards about.I should have made it clear he put on a fake American accent to do it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:08,
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In other news, there are currently three women with their breasts out in my sitting room.
The bad news is they are all breast feeding.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:06,
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Unfortunately not. Otherwise I would be in there with a video camera instead of posting on here.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:07,
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I'm too scared to go in the room(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:09,
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More of a question of knowing what hormonal overly tired new mothers are like.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:17,
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That's a damn fine idea.See you all later.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:19,
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lol my mates girlfriend works as an air hostess from them and her profile says Claire ***** 'Virgin'so i posted NO SHE FUCKEN AIN'T
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)
"We've got devolved governance"So does Greater London.
(just playing devils advocate ofc)
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oh so now your a user too are you? you shitcuntcoming round here stealing my bandwith with your nonsense
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)
look fella, i dunno where your getting this attitude from righti was just here minding my own business when you come rocking up with your devolution business and i'm all like WTF?
e'erbody better back up cos i'm gonna need some room
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)
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