May I be the first to say
Fuck off Bert.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

What a spunkguzzling honour!
How be your welfare tonight you presumably fat bastard.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)

I think you'll find you're more suited to the /talk board than here.
Just being helpful.
( girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Rave in a sandpapered hole you pudgy plate of pussy.
Otherwise, thank you for the advice.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)

you seem nice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Was I a bit too harsh? Fucking diddums.
Otherwise, good day to you, and GET YER TITS OUT (IF YER A WOMAN)
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

you have increased the level of internet house whales cutting themselves
by 30%
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)

LET THEM BLEED.

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)

C'mon now PockGibberty, seems like you're trying too hard.
C'mon fella, nobody likes the guy who walks into the pub saying "You *snigger* CUNT *snigger*, tee hee, I use words like Cretin and Swine, tee hee. ONLY JOKING !!!!".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)

I am a lot of things, but fat isn't one of them thank you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Oh of course, suure, I really do believe you totally , on the internet!

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

* yawns *
So tell us more about yourself then newbie.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I'm 29, from North Lincolnshire.
I'm 5'9, Hetro, been in an open marriage for 6 years with a Bisexual woman.
In a well paid job, no kids yet, have an MSc from a top uni.
Like- All music, Sex, vigorous exercise, lovely scenery, money, material goods
Dislike- Everything else.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Why have you decided to participate in this backwater of B3ta?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

To taunt you about how my wife's 32F tits heave erotically.
And cause it is a damn funny site.
Right, I'm off to find some innocent uber-hot 16 year old female virgin to bring back home I can deflower togteher with my wife tonight.
Bye
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Wow, what a utter legend.
When I grow up I want to be just like him!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:14, Reply)

What AN utter legend.
Tory education cuts evidenced right here, folks.
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Typing error.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:19, Reply)

"Typing error" due to poor edumacation.
Tory cuts.
Full stop.
Not wriggling out of this one, I've got bang to rights.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:27, Reply)

"If we can't have good efficient public services while spending what still amounts to almost 50% of GDP, there is something seriously wrong with this country"
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)

And your answer means what, precisely?
Quoting whatever to support your poor typing skills hardly improves said skills or defends your position.
It's not just about being right or wrong, it's far more important to understand when and why you are right or wrong.
You cling to out-dated ideology like stale milk sticks to upholstery.
Do you catch my drift?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Good luck finding a female virgin in North Lincolnshire.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Shortarse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)