WRONG!
No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: Have a drink.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*stands corrected*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

he forgot
"FUCK YOUR SISTER"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Blaireau didn't fuck his sister
he just exchanged mortgage payments for bumhole pictures.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

yeah but
nobody has mentioned bert for about 24 hours, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

No. 8 Have another drink
No. 9: Have another drink.
No. 10: And another
No. 11: Crack open the Vodka
No. 12: Repeat steps 7 to 12 as required.


So ner.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

So THATS the 12 point programme

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)