fixed high did you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Well, we fixed, and then rates went up so we were quids in for about a year
then they went down and we lost out. Well, I say lost out, it's not really a problem, we can afford the repayments and it meant not having to worry about interest rates for a good while.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)

we own our place outright thanks to my wife's parents.
Thank fuck.

*tried not to be smug*

*fails massively*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

In the smugness stakes, my wage would go up or down to accomodate my mortgage.
Hooray for working for family.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Result.
How are you this evening?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)

A bit squiffy : )
Have I told you how much I love you?
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)

You could never tell me that enough.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I'm telling everyone to be honest.
There's bound to be a divorce with someone a few years down the line. Lol
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Did they die and leave you lots of money?
I hope they died.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Nah. We'll get more when they do. Trying to patient about this but it's a struggle when you see somewhere larger that you'd like to buy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Gee Whizz here's a spectacular addition to the family

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I know. Aren't they lucky.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:57, Reply)

They must hide the wedding photos until your once yearly visits and tell their friends that their daughter died in a car crash.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)

^ JK Rowling's less successful second book series

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Battered loves his muggle quidditch down the park
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12044924
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:07, Reply)

That sounds like the sort of shit Cavy would play!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

It's good for picking up chicks with guaranteed low self esteem

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

*polishes wand*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:12, Reply)

*waits for gazzes*

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)

For some reason, despite marrying me her self esteem seems to be okay.
No idea why.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)

To be fair, I would do the same as this if I was in their position.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I wouldn't be terribly smug at having to be provided for by my partners parents

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)

You'd be all up in their face every time they came round
You'd be all like "I ain't beholden to you mutha fucka! I don't owe you shit bitch!"
( Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Why not? It saves both a lot each month.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)

how did you kill them?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Haven't. Yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Good luck for tomorrow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Thanks. Will let you know...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Do!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I solved the mortgage problem by marrying an old man.
His mortgage was paid off a few years ago. I say 'his' because it's still technically his house (my name isn't on the deeds.
Probably not the ideal solution for everyone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I don't want to marry an old man.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Yeah, it's not for everybody.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Fifty grand and I'd marry an old man.
75 for photos.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Eek!

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

It's ok cos he's left the house to the kids in his will leaving you homeless

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

That's why I'm keeping him alive.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Oh god you'll be in the Weston Mercury as that deranged women who kept her dead husband in the bed for several years so you could carry on collecting his benefits

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)

+ to spend on prize bingo on the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)

poor b3th
It's his kids I feel sorry for
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Still, if all goes well, b3th can continue giving them a china dog each Christmas.
Assuming she gets enough tokens.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Totally

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)