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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So the Ruskies are putting webcams in every polling station
and will record the public voting and then record the count to try to prevent fraud.

So do you think this is a good thing? Would you like to be recorded while you're making your vote?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:58, 133 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
not while I'm "spoiling my ballot paper"
no.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)
As long as they let me know so I can wear something eyecatching.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)
waders and nipple tassles?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Something more slutty I think.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Overalls and a surgical truss?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)
you don't want to appeal to the deviant fly-fishing sector then?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I was hoping to attract the deviant B3ta sector.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)
tits and a pulse, then.
pulse optional.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Tits?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)
they are large lumps on the chest area of a ladytype
but that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)
They're always important.
You fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)
*bangs head on wall*
yep. yep, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)
But are you an ex-gymnast, though?
Does your cum taste the same as others?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)
as the other gymnasts?
bees into what, now? is there some deviant going round just sucking off gymnasts?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)
....Is it Comaneci you're looking for?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Always.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)
I thought as a group we should move on from that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)
No way.
I'm all about the gymnast spunk this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I'd quite like Russia to be vaguely democratic.
I'd like to be recorded 24 hours a day and relayed into people's homes on a channel that you can't turn off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Like a clockwork orange
but less angry. more of a chocolate orange?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Yes.
During sleeping hours the channel would switch to the internal camera and the volume would be ramped up to eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)
I massively fail to care.
I know I should, but I don't. Somebody once said something insightful about Russians wanting a strong leader and not really being temperamentally suited to democracy, but I can't remember who ir was, so it's pretty meaningless.

Could you not even add an alt about biscuits or something?

I like biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)
biscuits are the last refuge of a shattered democracy, CQ.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)
*mutters something about "Broken Britain"*
*scoffs Hob Nob*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Hob
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Oh you Card Boyce.
However could I have foreseen that?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)
'RELIABLE', not 'tediously predictable', I like to think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Making my what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Of course not, it fundamentally undermines the idea of free and open elections
other countries manage to avoid fruad without spying on their citizens.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)
or so they claim
*touches nose while pointing*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Got to avoid that fruad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)
spellchecking is the best way to do this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Fuck democracy. DICTATORSHIP NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Spoken like a true Scotsman.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)
JINGS!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)
The thousand year reich of Alex Salmond

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)
ein volk, ya bas.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)
roffle.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)
can you imagine Salmond as a dictator
He make everyone wear kilts everyday and only eat haggis and Tennats Super.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)
We can only communicate via the medium of the highland fling.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Like Russia, you are a welcoming nation.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)
The quality of their prostitutes is a little lower, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)
But the quality of their deep fried smack a little higher.
You gadge.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Best 'jellies' this side of the Urals.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Fucking love jellies!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Are they like 'love eggs'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)
I wouldn't know Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Most people feel like that.
I'm afraid you can't 'un-know' me, though. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Have I missed a comma?
Soz!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)
poor doris, she tries her best

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Guess what I'm having for breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Nowt!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)
knife rape

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Is it Comrade Quixote De Nueva Cruz's spunk?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)
YES
I mean 'no'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)
You mean 'yes'.
You just don't know it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:49, Reply)
A big black cock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Special K.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)
internet drugz

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)
WORSE THAN ALL THE ABOVE:
Some 'Toy Story 3' chocolate Christmas tree decorations that I found in my drawer.

Kill me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Do it yourself you lazy shit

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I cannot afford the necessary equipment.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)
You should invest in my land fill mining biz

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I will.
Can I have a quarter of one share please?

I get paid on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I've worked out I need
1 x shovel
1 x Trommel
1 x 25 acre closed land fill closed mid 90s
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)
+ 25 Indian children

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I was thinking more go to the local magistrates
and get them to send all the scrotes they can't be arsed to send to prison. I mean, they're not going to be able to nick much.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)
You are FreeFair AICM brilliant coal-mining idea

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Hey, I'm just giving them "the experience of work"
it's compassionate conservatism at work.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)
A big cup of fuck off?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Can someone not buy you breakfast?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Isn't there something on the back of the pan in the warehouse toilets that would be nutritious?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Where do you think I got these 'chocolate decorations' from?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:49, Reply)
He could be the new Edward "Bear" Grylls, and could be filmed surviving on nothing but shit from the bogs in a North London Warehouse

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)
*bokes*

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Not really a good thing, no.
And no, I wouldn't like to be recorded.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Hey you.
Once again your artwork was highly praised last night, by a visitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)
:D
Might have to start doing ones to sell I think.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)
By the way, I've had a fuck of a night, so this has totally made my evening.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Bless you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)
People are shit.
I hate hospitality. Can't wait to get out of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)
The controversial followup single from The Doors.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Don't worry Andrew Lansley will ruin that soon
*sne*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I don't know who that is.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)
He's the UK's health secretary
he's in the process of fucking up hospitals.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)
that's a fucking shit joke mate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)
*jazz hands*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

a i

for both words.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)
eww.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)
wanking on deer is practically a national sport in Milton Keynes
I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)
doesn't make it any less ew.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)
oh right when you said hinds i thort you meant rumps
or the russian helicopters
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Helicopter expert right here folks ^^^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)
he's the gentleman in charge of the NHS in the UK
he's making a hospital/hospitality joke.

It was rubbish, don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)
I'm not worried.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)
PS I know that feeling.
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Fucking hell it's shit on here this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Well it's shit here at night too.
what did you fucking expect?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I expected shitness.
Boy was I not disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I'm looking up trommels on ebay.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)
It's shit everywhere most of the time
What's so special about here?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)
You know what?
YOU'RE shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I just HAD a shit.
Hope this helps.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)
It will, come lunchtime.
AH SHO' AM HUNGREH!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)
It's my fault.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Nothing could ever be your fault.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Ha! if only.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)
no, seriously.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)
no, no it's not.
I mean, at a stretch, I suppose we could blame a some things on you, even if a little tenuously, but this morning's poor performance is definitely nowt to do with you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I've let you down, I've let me down and I've let the board down.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)
You've let mum down, you've let dad down.
You've let the rugby club down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a private joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)
I figured.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Most importantly
You've let ME down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)
*goes off to ponder the consequences*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)
it's because i'm too busy to post much

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)
i'm in a bad mood today rachelswipe, don't you be testing me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)
We need a new subject.
Do one about the LTA.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I've started a literary thread,
but NO-ONE CARES.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I like books.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I like big books
and I cannot lie.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I've started buying books again
mainly from those oxfam book/record places
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)
it's not your fault

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Are you sure Rory?
Because I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)
It is a little

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

robin williams never had to put up these interruptions
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)
that's because I'm working, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)
oh fucking hell, ape

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I do not think this is a good idea at all.
I wouldn't want any government to use this to persecute people who didn't vote for them, that is a real danger in Russia. There is no guarantee this will stop fraud, what if the polling station officers take the camera down or make filming impossible.
If I had my way we would have a lottery ticket style ballot paper, combining the benefits of electronic voting and still leaving a paper trail.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

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