I have wind.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

PARP

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

One of the few good reasons for working on my own.
Being able to fart whenever I like.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:22, Reply)

It never bothers me
My co-workers are gas-masked up though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Me too.
That'll be the toad in the hole I had last night.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I've not had toad in the hole in YEARS.
Shall have to rectify this asap.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Serve with baked tomatoes. WIN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

hmmm
Odd, but nice

Onion gravy and mash please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

This is more what I was thinking
Then again, it is standard Northern fare.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

The first dish I made myself in my flat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I've never made batter before
There's no particular reason for it, I just haven't.

I'm considering a meat run this weekend, might pick up some good sausages, make myself a nice toad in the hole.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

You have never made pancakes?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I always made others do them for me, couldn't be arsed with the mess

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)

This all reads as gay slang to me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)

It would, you queer.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I read it as bumder-speak too
And I'm masculine as fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)

*gives AA a toad-in-the-hole*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

"Armageddon!"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Last night I had mahooosive chili sausages...

With kidney beens inside.

Yummy yes, however the belches / guffage they subsequently provided could indeed be deemed chemical weapons.

In fact I can almost hear them calling now to be evacuated...Better get the stirrups for the bog...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I'm not too fond of kidney beans, but they sound good.
Were they quite heavy?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Indeed...

Not a massive fan of kidney beans myself but they worked when part of this ensemble.

However, the first few 'quacks of doom' have begun...and I don't think they're going down too well with the rest of the people in the office...(some of which are now trying to cut their own noses off with their keyboards as we speak).
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I had some rather evil ones the other day
Sadly I was off work, so I couldn't even share them with others.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Shame...

Also, my gleeful shouts of 'sew a button on that!' are only reinforcing my position as 'least popular cunt in the workplace'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I'm currently 'the cunt with the silly walk'
Turns out silky underwear is NOT as comfortable as I'd expected.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Silk sheets too...

They sound all sexeh...but it's like sleeping on an ice-rink

with obligatory suspicious stains in the middle
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I used to have a satin duvet cover, that was very comfy
Fucking freezing when you got into it though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I managed to fart out the tune of "We buy any car dot com" the other day. I was delighted.
My wife was not.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

*applauds*...

I genuinely think I would rather listen to that than watch the X-Factor...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

My local genius Indian chef does a dish called Dal Kabila
Described on the menu as "kidney beans cooked to perfection"
It is an accurate description.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)