I have AIDS, if that counts?
I went out with a nurse as a teenager. She once picked me up after she'd finished work, in her 'sexy' nurse outfit, covered in - and stinking of - old man's shit. PHWOARRRRR.

Should they bollocks.

You have crapped yourself. Again.

I can't help it. I've never seen poo/spunk stains like those before. They are almost hypnotic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I went out with a trainee doctor who was half french
She left scars
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Physical or mental?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)

internal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Physical
Right down my back
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)

No, silly,
she left a box of Henri Wintermans on the night stand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Like it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)

SHE CERTAINLY FUCKING DID, THE DIRTY FRENCH COW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

DID SHE LIKE SQUEEZE, THE DIRTY FRENCH COW?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

FUCK YEAH.
SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE 'GREAT'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)

She liked it up the junction!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)

THIS^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)